No one sparkles like Gaston!
Jon came over my place last night with Greg after our piece in the a capella competition at St. Tom's (which went FABULOUSLY), and we watched Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity with Maureen and Alan. Maureen now knows where "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!" comes from. XD Then, Jon and I chatted till 1 am, just like old times. He's such a good friend.
Anyway, I'm so glad you guys liked my last post! It was freaking me out a little just to write it, finding all those similarities. :-P
So, to continue our story...introducing Gaston as Edward Cullen...
LEFOU
"Wow, you didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!"
GASTON
"I know. Who I am makes me a superior hunter to you."
LEFOU
"Uh...right. Well, no beast alive stands a chance against you! And no girl, for that matter!"
GASTON
"It's true, LeFou. Damn the vampire's siren call. But I've got my sights set on that one!" *points to Belle*
LEFOU
"The inventor's daughter?"
GASTON
"She's the one. The lucky girl I'm going to ea...*ahem*, marry!"
LEFOU
"But she's..."
GASTON
"The most beautiful girl in town!"
LEFOU
"I know, but..."
GASTON
"That makes her the best! And, after 100 years among this mediocrity, don't I deserve the best?"
LEFOU
"Well, of course, I mean, you do, but..."
GASTON
Right from the moment when I met her, smelled her
I said "She's gorgeous!" and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to bite and transform Belle!
GIRLS IN TOWN
Look, there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Gaston...oh he's so cute!
Be still, my heart
I'm hardly breathing!
He's such a tall, pale, brooding, handsome PRINCE!
OUTSIDE OF TOWN
I hear there's vamps..
Can you believe it?
The nerve...
The pact
They can't violate!
Vamps back in town!
Smells gross
I hate
Evil bloodsuckers...
But there's that girl!
Will she
Be dumb
Enough to date him?
BELLE
If only I could find a worthy man...
GASTON
Just watch the lion fall in in love with the lamb!
TOWNSPEOPLE
Look, there she goes
The girl is just so clumsy
A most peculiar mademoiselle
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in
'Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty, but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl, that Belle!
Anyway, I'm so glad you guys liked my last post! It was freaking me out a little just to write it, finding all those similarities. :-P
So, to continue our story...introducing Gaston as Edward Cullen...
LEFOU
"Wow, you didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!"
GASTON
"I know. Who I am makes me a superior hunter to you."
LEFOU
"Uh...right. Well, no beast alive stands a chance against you! And no girl, for that matter!"
GASTON
"It's true, LeFou. Damn the vampire's siren call. But I've got my sights set on that one!" *points to Belle*
LEFOU
"The inventor's daughter?"
GASTON
"She's the one. The lucky girl I'm going to ea...*ahem*, marry!"
LEFOU
"But she's..."
GASTON
"The most beautiful girl in town!"
LEFOU
"I know, but..."
GASTON
"That makes her the best! And, after 100 years among this mediocrity, don't I deserve the best?"
LEFOU
"Well, of course, I mean, you do, but..."
GASTON
Right from the moment when I met her, smelled her
I said "She's gorgeous!" and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to bite and transform Belle!
GIRLS IN TOWN
Look, there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Gaston...oh he's so cute!
Be still, my heart
I'm hardly breathing!
He's such a tall, pale, brooding, handsome PRINCE!
OUTSIDE OF TOWN
I hear there's vamps..
Can you believe it?
The nerve...
The pact
They can't violate!
Vamps back in town!
Smells gross
I hate
Evil bloodsuckers...
But there's that girl!
Will she
Be dumb
Enough to date him?
BELLE
If only I could find a worthy man...
GASTON
Just watch the lion fall in in love with the lamb!
TOWNSPEOPLE
Look, there she goes
The girl is just so clumsy
A most peculiar mademoiselle
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in
'Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty, but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl, that Belle!