Do as I Say, And Also as I Do (Avery/Liz)

Jul 29, 2010 22:27

Title: Do as I Say, And Also as I Do
Prompt: un_love_you #03. This cancels out the hurt.
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Avery/Liz
Spoilers: through the beginning of 'I Do Do,' then it's all AU-like.
Word Count: 856
Rating: NC-17
Table: Over here.
Notes: I seem to be going through this thing where I want to pair Liz with everyone. So. This happened.
Summary: The second time Liz has Avery in her apartment is as awkward as the first.

Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Please don't sue.

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The second time Liz has Avery in her apartment is as awkward as the first.

(Not that Liz remembers it. But she was told.)

Because how is a person supposed to feel but awkward (and confused and surprised) when the lady your friend just dumped for another woman (someone older, Avery says later, and that is not supposed to happen to a woman who looks like this, and Liz replies, you do look pretty great, as she stares at Avery's naked body) shows up at your door and breezes past you into your apartment before saying, "I need to get revenge on Jack."

You feel super awkward. A person feels super awkward.

Liz feels super awkward.

"Okay," Liz says. "Shouldn't you recruit your own friends for revenge against Jack?"

"No," she replies, turning on her heels to face Liz. "Because I'm going to have sex with one of his friends. Since you're the only person he seems to value in that way--"

Liz steps back (hello, feeling more awkward and surprised and confused), even though Avery is not in her personal space. "Whoa. Wow. No."

"Come on, Liz." She steps forward. Personal space invasion is still not achieved, so Liz doesn't move farther away. "Don't you want to get even with him, too?"

"What?" Liz scoffs. "No."

"You would if you knew what he says about you behind your back."

"I'm sure anything he's said to you, he's said right to my face."

"Then you should definitely want to get revenge on him." More steps closer. Personal space invasion imminent, but Liz just stands there, staring at her. "Are you honestly okay with the way Jack views you? As this sexless, pathetic, lonely creature instead of a vibrant, sexual woman?"

"I'm *not* vibrant or sexual. And, gross, I don't want Jack to see me as a woman."

"You may not want him to see you as a *woman* in the carnal sense, but no one likes to be made to feel inherently undesirable. Inherently unlovable." This... is true. It's true. "Take off your pajamas."

That is...

She can't do that, right?

"You're a weird lady. Really weird."

(She says this later, when Avery bites her arm and whispers, Wear short sleeves for the next few days. He'll recognize my teeth marks.)

Avery kisses her, and Liz finds herself thinking I get why Jack likes this, which is the same thought she had when Elisa kissed her.

Why do Jack's girlfriends keep kissing her?

Right. Because they're crazy. She almost forgot. How could she almost forget?

"I can't," Liz says.

"He'll forgive you, if that's what you're worried about. He'll understand why you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from sleeping with me."

"Well, if this isn't going to be a big deal to him, then what's the point of this *revenge*?"

"First of all, the way you just said 'revenge' was very irritating; don't do that for the rest of the night or I won't be able to get turned on. Secondly, I'm not saying he won't be upset. I'm saying he'll forgive you. But, until he does, he'll think about you and me together, and he'll feel wounded and betrayed--"

Liz takes a step back now. "I thought you were supposed to be the laid-back, cool girlfriend--"

"Being laid-back doesn't mean I don't care when men hurt me." There's a pause that almost makes the conversation real and touching. Then, Avery unzips her skirt, letting the garment fall to the ground to reveal silky, expensive-looking black panties and a nice pair of legs. "Now take off your pajamas. I don't have all night."

(But she'll be there for a good chunk of the evening.)

"How much work do I have to do?"

"I'll do most of it. And you'll love every second."

Liz lets Avery kiss her again. Lets Avery unbutton her pajama top. The first time Avery makes Liz come, her back is against the wall and two of Avery's fingers are inside her.

Avery kisses Liz's neck, then sucks on her earlobe. "That was hot, wasn't it? It was because of the revenge element."

She pulls her fingers out of Liz, quickly slides three in. Liz, body still reeling from her recent climax, whimpers and clenches her muscles as Avery keeps fucking her, pumping her fingers in and out as her thumb plays with Liz's clit. Liz starts to cry out as she feels herself tumbling over the edge again, slides an arm around Avery to keep her legs from giving out entirely.

"You look beautiful when you come." Avery pushes Liz's hair out of her face as she keeps her other hand between Liz's legs, cupping her instead of fucking her. "Jack always thought you'd look like a rabid badger ready to attack."

"Why would you be talking about that?"

Avery doesn't reply before she kisses Liz, and Liz decides it's a lie. One meant to make Liz more upset at Jack? To make this hotter?

But it's already pretty hot.

"Now," Avery says, "we're going to bed."

Liz nods.

(She does end up loving every second.)

END

un_love_you, liz/avery, 30 rock

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