okay, but I was going to describe it real good.

[michellek]

This is either the dumbest poll ever or the AWESOMEST poll ever. Inspired by Jack's top three places to have sex. And the fact that I want to write pointless porn in either one of these settings.

Poll

Comments

[pacific1987]

I'm going beach sex, because I feel we need some Liz Lemon in a bikini action. Especially it it's Jack seeing Liz for the first time in a bikini. That could be very much hotness.

[michellek]

I agree. I think someone needs to write beach sex, even if it's not me.

[pacific1987]

Maybe after Monday when I hand in my 6 separate assignments, I will celebrate by writing us all some beach sex to enjoy.

[michellek]

I heartily endorse this prospect!

[pacific1987]

Also, I just changed my mind and I want both. BOTHHHHH.

[michellek]

I could still do the other one. But in a future time instead of a near-future time.

[muic]

WRONG. This is the evillest post EVER for making us choose. I vote for both too.

(What about White House sex?)

[michellek]

I'm not sure exactly how to go about White House sex with people who don't work there, as they do in say The West Wing. But I can figure out how to get them near a beach or elevator.

(I guess I could go all S2 and have them sex each other while he was working for the Bush administration. But this is only occurring to me now.)

[pacific1987]

Does Banks still work for the Obama administration? Or maybe Jack can use his connections with ex's, either congresswoman C.C. or Condi Rice.

I am far too invested in this.

[michellek]

I think that, if you're going to be too invested in the fictional sex lives of fictional characters, it should be Jack and Liz's.

I didn't even think about Banks, but that could work. Jack could take Liz with him when he meets with Devon about some bailout related thing?

[jenncho]

I say beach because I feel like there's already been a bunch of Jack/Liz in elevator situations.

Plus the idea of Liz in socks on a beach makes me laugh.

[michellek]

Heh, that makes me laugh, too. I didn't even think about the sock factor in my porn preplanning.

[jenncho]

LOL she'd yell at passersby giving her weird looks that the sand was hot/she was worried about stepping on hypodermic needles (no wait... thats just Coney Island Beach) or broken shells... but we all know what was going down.

[msmcknittington]

Elevator. Sand just gets everywhere, and that is not a fate I'd wish on either of them.

[michellek]

Is it weird that I googled to find tips on how to have good beach sex? The importance of towels was stressed! And an after-beach-sex shower was advised.

[msmcknittington]

You know those little changing tents they have on beaches in the UK? I'm now imagining Jack somehow managing to find a place that rents sex tents, so as to avoid the sand issue entirely.

Liz would be HORRIFIED.

[michellek]

Hee!