My favorite artist is God
My favorite among his pieces? Kenny Chesney shirtless.
I went to an awards banquet for my father tonight. The speaker told a Catholic joke, and I fumed. Then I looked around, and my family was laughing, and our friends Jerry and James (who are very Catholic) were laughing, and I was befuddled. Objectively I'd have to say it was kind of a funny joke, but...
Apparently I have a significant chip on my shoulder. If I could afford couture, commissioning it would certainly be an interesting feat.
I was very bad about attending classes this semester. I've decided to blame it on my fail-proof scapegoat: my lack of a thyroid. Dare you to prove me wrong.
I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow...I don't super want to, but I'm semi-nice, I guess. THE SHINS on Monday (damn straight), very exciting stuff!--then, finals, which are slightly less thrilling.
My creative writing teacher said she'd only go downtown with our class if we were going someplace that served liquor. Are they this down to Earth on south campus? Is that a resounding "no"?
My father, after receiving his award, should have told his boss to suck it. I'd've done it myself, but that's not becoming language for a religion major.
I went to an awards banquet for my father tonight. The speaker told a Catholic joke, and I fumed. Then I looked around, and my family was laughing, and our friends Jerry and James (who are very Catholic) were laughing, and I was befuddled. Objectively I'd have to say it was kind of a funny joke, but...
Apparently I have a significant chip on my shoulder. If I could afford couture, commissioning it would certainly be an interesting feat.
I was very bad about attending classes this semester. I've decided to blame it on my fail-proof scapegoat: my lack of a thyroid. Dare you to prove me wrong.
I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow...I don't super want to, but I'm semi-nice, I guess. THE SHINS on Monday (damn straight), very exciting stuff!--then, finals, which are slightly less thrilling.
My creative writing teacher said she'd only go downtown with our class if we were going someplace that served liquor. Are they this down to Earth on south campus? Is that a resounding "no"?
My father, after receiving his award, should have told his boss to suck it. I'd've done it myself, but that's not becoming language for a religion major.