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january 13. 9:58 pm.
woke up with a dead-lizard hangover. drank the Christ out of myself last night. felt like an old foot all day. mom called. "Grandpa's sick. go visit him." "Please?" "Fine." took blue line to Jefferson Park. visit sick Grandpa. he's faking it. he's lonely. mom's dopey. I'm hungover:
89 years of family. fake-sick Grandpa says, "you know John Paul (cousin) is gay?" "I don't blame him." "What?" "Where's your hearing aid?" "What?" "I said I'm gay." "You're gay too?" "No. I'm just kidding." "Oh. Good."
watched basketball on tv.
faking sick Grandpa says, "us guys have to stick together." took whiskey from cabinet and poured a glass. "does your mother know you drink that stuff?" "No. don't tell her." "Don't you think she should know?" "No. does she know you drink it?" "I don't." "It's not evaporating in there, Grandpa." "Yours cousins drink it." "Not John Paul." "Why not John Paul?" "Gays don't like whiskey." "Really?" "Yep. Can't stand it. ask John Paul."
watched more basketball. faking sick Grandpa says "she knows." "Who?" "Your mother."
woke up with a dead-lizard hangover. drank the Christ out of myself last night. felt like an old foot all day. mom called. "Grandpa's sick. go visit him." "Please?" "Fine." took blue line to Jefferson Park. visit sick Grandpa. he's faking it. he's lonely. mom's dopey. I'm hungover:
89 years of family. fake-sick Grandpa says, "you know John Paul (cousin) is gay?" "I don't blame him." "What?" "Where's your hearing aid?" "What?" "I said I'm gay." "You're gay too?" "No. I'm just kidding." "Oh. Good."
watched basketball on tv.
faking sick Grandpa says, "us guys have to stick together." took whiskey from cabinet and poured a glass. "does your mother know you drink that stuff?" "No. don't tell her." "Don't you think she should know?" "No. does she know you drink it?" "I don't." "It's not evaporating in there, Grandpa." "Yours cousins drink it." "Not John Paul." "Why not John Paul?" "Gays don't like whiskey." "Really?" "Yep. Can't stand it. ask John Paul."
watched more basketball. faking sick Grandpa says "she knows." "Who?" "Your mother."