Me: I don't have any superpowers. I'm just a boring domestic person. You both have superpowers. I'm envious ( Read more... )

Why I love the Weasel, reason 45653

As if I needed another one.

Give me one reason I'm going to hell.

I'll start: I eat shrimp.

( Blame serene )

Can you play pool? No? Neither can I. Do I let it stop me? HELL NO. It just makes it funnier! And on these short winter days a good laugh can be just what you need ( Read more... )

( landed in my spam folder today... )

("Ode to Joy" playing on the radio)
Weasel: What IS that piece of music?
Me: The Ode to Joy, Beethoven's 9th Symphony. It's the German national anthem these days.
DH: No, it's the European Union anthem.
Me: Oh! Then what IS the German national anthem -- it sure as hell isn't Deutschland Ueber Alles.
DH: We're Sorry And We Won't Do It Again.

A conversation we had just now -- me speaking first ( Read more... )

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I've been getting more than my fair share of toxic earworms recently.

Some examples:

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen
The Pina Colada Song
I've Never Been To Me (bleah)

That kind of thing.

So!

What are YOUR suggestions for the most toxic earworm EVAR???

C'mon, let me have it!