Notes to Snowflakes
Dear Smelly Snowflake,
Hygiene will have a place of high importance in your chosen career. Start showing regard for it now by actually washing, _with soap_, before you come out in public.
Dear Telepathic Snowflake,
I turn the mind-beams off when I come to work (the screaming gets to me after a while). Because of this, you'll need to raise your hand when you want my attention. Just like everybody else.
Dear Random Snowflake,
No, I was not having you on when I said I did not have a refill for the stapler (which you came in to use despite there being a class on). No, your telling me you _really really need it_ will not make a stapler refill appear out of thin air. No, you may NOT rifle through my desk trays looking for a stapler refill. And for the love of snowflakes everywhere, KEEP YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY (desk) DRAWERS.
Hygiene will have a place of high importance in your chosen career. Start showing regard for it now by actually washing, _with soap_, before you come out in public.
Dear Telepathic Snowflake,
I turn the mind-beams off when I come to work (the screaming gets to me after a while). Because of this, you'll need to raise your hand when you want my attention. Just like everybody else.
Dear Random Snowflake,
No, I was not having you on when I said I did not have a refill for the stapler (which you came in to use despite there being a class on). No, your telling me you _really really need it_ will not make a stapler refill appear out of thin air. No, you may NOT rifle through my desk trays looking for a stapler refill. And for the love of snowflakes everywhere, KEEP YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY (desk) DRAWERS.