They're all mad, you know
I got to play one of my favourite games while out in the data mines this morning.
It’s time for… HUNT THAT PAPER JAAAAM!
Round 1:
Printer: Hunt That Paper Jam!
Me: hunts, does not find paper jam
Printer: Sucker.
Round 2:
Printer: Hunt That Paper Jam!
Me: Are you serious? You wait till I leave the room then play this stupid game?
Printer. The Paper Jam. Hunt It.
Me: Okay, whatever. hunts paper jam, removes jammed paper and shows it to printer
Printer: You win this one, monkey.
Round 3:
Printer: Hunt That Paper Jam!
Me: Whaaaat? But I found the stupid paper jam.
Printer: Maybe I jammed again, did you think of THAT? Hmmm?
Me: sighs, hunts the frigging paper jam, FINDS the frigging paper jam, shows the paper to the printer
Printer: Nice work, monkey, but how do you know I won’t just jam again as soon as you turn your back?
Me: puts an out of service sign on the printer, calls the technician
Printer: Hey, now that’s just not FAIR!
Me: Sucks to be you, printer.
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It’s time for… HUNT THAT PAPER JAAAAM!
Round 1:
Printer: Hunt That Paper Jam!
Me: hunts, does not find paper jam
Printer: Sucker.
Round 2:
Printer: Hunt That Paper Jam!
Me: Are you serious? You wait till I leave the room then play this stupid game?
Printer. The Paper Jam. Hunt It.
Me: Okay, whatever. hunts paper jam, removes jammed paper and shows it to printer
Printer: You win this one, monkey.
Round 3:
Printer: Hunt That Paper Jam!
Me: Whaaaat? But I found the stupid paper jam.
Printer: Maybe I jammed again, did you think of THAT? Hmmm?
Me: sighs, hunts the frigging paper jam, FINDS the frigging paper jam, shows the paper to the printer
Printer: Nice work, monkey, but how do you know I won’t just jam again as soon as you turn your back?
Me: puts an out of service sign on the printer, calls the technician
Printer: Hey, now that’s just not FAIR!
Me: Sucks to be you, printer.
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