Just Because You Need a Reason to Laugh on a Monday
Nov 27, 2006 10:36
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.