Working hard to get my fill.

Nov 21, 2008 09:07

Okay, so 20 degree weather isn't really that bad as long as you're not out in it for more than a minute at a time. I don't know why it didn't occur to me that I was only going to be out in the cold for literally a minute since I was going from the airport to a taxi and then into a building. It's not like I was going sightseeing. So I didn't even need a hat or gloves! But by the end of the day I decided I wanted to get my money's worth so I stood out in the cold for about 10 minutes while waiting for my taxi to show up and man did it get cold. My ears got all numb! It wasn't even the cold that was so bad, it was the wind.

But yay, I survived! In 24 hours I was on a plane for 9, spent 2 hours in an airport, 1.5 in a taxi, slept for maybe a couple of hours, drank like 10 cups of coffee to stay awake and traveled a total of 4600 miles.

Oh yeah, and if any billionaires are reading this, I have a business proposal for you. Hear me out: I want to start an airline called No Screaming Babies Air. I'm not trying to discriminate against babies or parents, because that's not cool, I'm just saying NSB Air will seat parents and their screaming babies in a special part of the plane that's separated from all the other passengers with sound-proof glass. Don't you hate it when you're on the red-eye and desperately need to squeeze in what little sleep you can and some brat in front of you wails all night while his or her parents sit there like mutes? WORST EVER. I definitely want kids someday, but they're not flying with me until they're like 20. If the kid needs to go somewhere, I'm sending it Fed Ex.
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