A Drinking Game!
Today I, Jordan Morris, literally drank like, half my body weight in water!!! How you ask?? (Cuz if you know me, you know I'm a Dr. Pepper only kinda gal!) Well let me tell you my friends!! Ariel came over to put some songs on her new ipod and I was watching the "Secret Life of an American Teenager" marathon. And I told her how my mom said that you could make a drinking game out of that show. Every time they say the word "sex", you take a shot. Weeeeelll......Ariel and I decided to test this game for the remainder of the marathon using bathroom cups, ice cold water in jugs, and my toilet! (Our bladders just can't hold it all contrary to popular belief!!) In like the first five seconds of the first episode we had already drank ten shots of water!!! As you can guess through the remaining six eps.....we drank A LOT of water!! And peed at least 5 times each (TMI?!). So, if you ever want a surefire drinking game....this is the one to play! Trust me, you are guaranteed the word "sex" at least 10 times per episode according to my observations lmdo. Well, I gotta go put my depends on so I don't wet the bed!! Night ya'll!! Jordan