A little well-placed sexism
Okay, you girls are gonna hate me.
I was doing a poetry assignment with an online thesaurus, and I stumbled on this:
Main Entry: lady
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: woman
Synonyms: adult, babe, bag, baroness, bitch, broad, butterfly, contessa, countess, dame, doll, duchess, female, gal, gentlewoman, girl, little woman, mama, mare, matron, missus, mistress, old bag, old lady, old woman, petticoat, princess, queen, queen bee, rib, squaw, sultana, weaker sex*
Antonyms: man
Aha. Weaker sex. Man. Roget's a douchebag. A funny douchebag.
All I gotta say is
"SMOKED HAM."
k bye.