Thank you englshjmpr for helping me kill some time.
(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name?
Michael F. Glover
(2) Are you happy with it?
All of it but the middle.
(3) Are you named after anyone?
The archangel Michael.
(4) Are you ready for a long survey?
Are you ready for a lot of answers?
(5) Your screenname?
Yup, got one of those.
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you?
Absolutely not.
(7) Then what would you name your children?
I named her Trinity.
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Burtha.
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be?
Hannibal.
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly?
Yes, people call my last name Glow-ver, when it’s pronounced Glove-er.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous?
I would drop my last name if I found five dollars.
BASICS (didn't we just do those?)
(12) Your gender:
Guy.
(13) Straight/gay/bi?
Lesbian.
(14) Single?
Yup.
(15) Want to be?
No.
(16) Your birthdate?
July, None of your god damn business 1979
(17) Your age?
25
(18) Age you act?
Depends on how much I’ve had to drink.
(19) Age you wish you were?
352 and a half
(20) Your height?
6’2 I think.
(21) The color of your eyes.
Blue.
(22) Happy with it?
Happier if I had an eye patch.
(23) The color of your hair
Dirty blonde.
(24) Happy with it?
Stop asking me that.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous?
Right, but I use the left so it’ll feel like someone else once and awhile.
(26) Your living arrangement?
Shity.
(27) Your family
Shity.
(28) Have any pets?
I had a hamster once but then it ate it’s own testicals and died. True story.
(29) What's your job?
I have three, pick one.
(30) Piercings?
I have an ass ring, makes it hard to poop but at least I am original.
(31) Tattoos?
Might have one soon.
(32) Obsessions?
Carrots, they piss me off.
(33) Addictions?
Smoking and drinking don’t count do they?
(35) Do you speak another language?
I understand the language of the dolphin.
(36) Have a favorite quote?
"Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'here are our monsters',without immediately turning the monsters into pets." - Jacques Derrida
(37) Do you have a web page?
Yup.
(38) Do you live in the moment?
Which one, this moment, or that moment now. Or this one now, or this one……
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
Oh fuck no.
(40) Do you have any secrets?
ROFLMAO.
(41) Do you hate yourself?
Yeah, but I am so damn likeable too.
(42) Do you like your handwriting?
Only when I can read it.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
Only if there is a spider or clown living inside of me.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?
Passive, I’LL KILL YOU ALL!
(55) Have you got a journal?
I have so many journals it’s sickening.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness?
They’re both the same for me.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d sleep more instead of staying up all night doing surveys.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one, which one?
Guiness.
(59) How do you vent?
By listening to everyone else bitch and rant so I feel better about myself.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?
I guess.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
I should have taken that role in the hay with Marie Lou make in ‘95.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?
Life is selling something, anyone who tells you otherwise is pain. Wait, I think I got that backwards.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?
Wear a rubber.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?
My eyebrows.
(65) And least?
My toesnails.
(66) Do you think you are good looking?
I can’t read the question, I looked at the monitor and it broke.
(67) Are you confident?
Yupers.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?
John Constantine.
(69) Do people know how you feel?
Not at any time.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?
Oh yeah.
DO YOU..
(71) Smoke?
Yup.
(72) Do drugs?
Anything addicting is considered a drug, so sure.
(73) Read the newspaper?
Uh huh.
(74) Pray?
Oh Shit no.
(75) Go to church?
lmao, no.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?
I am the stranger.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?
Animals? No. People…..
(78) Take walks in the rain?
I prefer sex in the rain.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?
Not anymore.
(80) Drive?
Occasionally.
(81) Like to drive fast?
Not really.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?
After about twenty cigarettes I can sound like Louis Armstrong, so yeah.
(83) Hurt yourself?
I stub my toe a lot.
(84) Been out of the country?
A few times.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?
Oh yeah, and won money for it.
(86) Had sex?
No, my child is out of Immaculate Conception. Duh.
(87) Been unfaithful?
That’s a tough call.
(88) Been in love?
Yes I have been stupid.
(89) Done drugs?
Many times.
(90) Gone skinny dipping?
Uh huh.
(91) Had a medical emergency?
Yup.
(92) Had a surgery?
Sure.
(93) Ran away from home?
Yup.
(94) Played strip poker?
Not yet.
(95) Gotten beaten up?
A couple of times.
(96) Beaten someone up?
More than a couple of times.
(97) Been picked on?
Once.
(98) Been on stage?
Yeah
(99) Been dancing?
Yes
(100) Slept outdoors?
Sure
(101) Thought about suicide?
Thinking about it now.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?
Hello? Insomniac here!
(103) If yes, what is your record?
I think it was like 6 and a half days back in highschool.
(104) Gone one day without food?
Yup.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?
Yeah, back when I was stupid. (see above love question)
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first?
Yeah, we waited tillw e woke up.
(107) Slept all day?
Rarely.
(108) Killed someone?
Why what have you heard?
(109) Made out with a stranger?
Yes.
(110) Had sex with a stranger?
Yes.
(111) Thought you're going crazy?
You try not sleeping and think you are sane.
(112) Kissed the same sex?
Yup.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?
NO!
(114) Been betrayed?
Oh shit, who hasn’t
(115) Had a dream that came true?
Many times.
(116) Broken the law?
LMAO. What do you think.
(117) Met a famous person?
A few.
(118) Masturbated?
I am right now.
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand?
Yes, see there was the gift I got for my friend Josh once…..
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
Nope, always on purpose.
(121) On purpose?
Guess I should have read this question before answering the last one.
(122) Had sex?
How many times are you going to ask this?
(123) With more then 1 person?
Yes and it was worth it.
(124) Threesome?
Uh huh, giggity giggity giggity
(125) Orgy?
Define “?”
(126) Whip cream?
Yes.
(127) Bondage?
Yes.
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped?
Yes. Yes.
(129) Blindfolded?
Yes.
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up?
Yes.
(131) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?
Nope.
(132) Stolen anything?
It’s what I do best.
(133) Been on radio/TV?
Yes.
(134) Been in a mosh-pit?
Yes.
(135) Had a nervous breakdown?
Yes.
(136) Considered religious vocation?
Yes.
(137) Been criticized about your sexual performance?
I don’t have a performance, I have a whole musical.
(138) Bungee jumped?
Not yet.
(139) Had a dream that kept coming back?
Yes. I keep dreaming about zombies. Let’s hope that one comes true.
CLOTHES
(140) Shoe brand?
Don’t care/
(141) Brand of clothing?
Don’t care
(142) Cologne/perfume?
Hugo Boss
(143) What are you normally wearing to school/work?
Clothes
(144) How about parties?
Clothes, or no clothes. Depends.
(145) Wear hats?
Yes. Occasionally.
(146) Judge other people by their clothing?
Yes.
(147) Wear make-up?
Nope/
(148) Favorite place to shop?
Super Wallmart Baby!
(149) Favorite article of clothing?
My jackets.
(150) Are you trendy?
I’m ahead of the times.
(151) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?
I don’t go to school.
BELIEFS
(152) Believe in life on other planets?
Sure.
(153) Miracles?
Nope
(154) Astrology?
No
(155) Magic?
Yes
(156) God?
That’s a complicated question
(157) Satan?
See above.
(158) Santa?
Oh yeah, of course. Der.
(159) Ghosts?
Yes.
(160) Luck?
Yes.
(161) Love at first sight?
Nope.
(162) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)?
Yes.
(163) Witches?
Well considering Wicca is an actual religion, it would be stupid not to.
(164) Easter bunny?
No, that’s crazy talk.
(165) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
Nope, it can not happen.
(166) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
But what’s at the other end?
(167) Do you wish on stars?
Sure, I wished on Amanda Beil the other day.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(168) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Complicated.
(169) Do you think God has a gender? Complicated.
(170) Do you think that science counteracts religion? Maybe.
(171) Do you believe in organized religion?
Nope.
(172) Where do you think we go when we die?
Florida.
AMIGOS
(173) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?
Yes. And it’s funny this is called Amigos.
(174) Who is your best friend?
I don’t know anymore.
(175) Who's the one person that knows most about you?
James.
(176) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?
You asked this already, Jesus.
(177) Your favorite inside joke?
Maisey, M A I S E Y Maiesy, L O L A Maisey……
(178) Thing you're picked on most about?
Multiple things.
(179) Who's your longest known friend?
Brandon.
(180) Newest?
Shai.
(181) Shyest?
Ryan.
(182) Funniest?
……..
(183) Sweetest?
I don’t have any sweet friends.
(184) Closest?
I don’t think any of them are really that close anymore since everythings going back to how it was.
(185) Weirdest?
Jon
(186) Smartest?
James
(187) Ditziest?
Tawny, I love ya girl.
(188) Friends you miss being close to the most?
Aidia.
(189) Last person you talked to online?
Josh.
(190) Who do you talk to most online?
Josh.
191) Who are you on the phone with most?
My Boss.
192) Who do you trust most?
None of them.
(193) Who listens to your problems?
I don’t like to talk about my problems.
194) Who do you fight most with?
I dunno.
(195) Who's the nicest?
None of them.
(196) Who's the most outgoing?
Jesus (not the guy on the cross)
(197) Who's the best singer?
Tawny.
(198) Who's on your shit-list?
Everyone at one point or another.
(199) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?
Sure.
(200) Who's your second family?
I don’t even like my first family, why would I want a second one?
(201) Do you always feel understood?
No
(202) Who's the loudest friend?
Jesus.
(203) Do you trust others easily?
I don’t like to trust others at all.
(204) Who do you have the most in common with?
No one.
(205) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in?
She’s dead now, so it doesn’t matter.
(206) Do your friends know you?
No.
(207) Friend that lives farthest away?
Stephen.
LOVE
(208) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?
I guess a bit.
(209) Do you remember your first love?
Yes
(210) Still love him/her?
No.
(211) Do you consider love a mistake?
Definatelly.
(212) What do you find romantic?
Foolish question.
(213) Turn-on?
Breasts.
(214) Turn-off?
Lies.
(215) First kiss?
I don’t remember.
(216) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Fine.
(217) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?
Doesn’t matter anymore.
(219) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
Absolutely.
(219) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yes.
(220) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?
Probably not. As many times as people have insulted my looks, I’ pretty sure not actually.
(221) What is best thing about the opposite sex?
Still trying to figure this one out.
(222) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?
To long of an answer for this one.
(223) Do you read porn?
No, I watch porn.
(224) Read the articles?
Sometimes.
(225) Just the pics?
No
(226) What's the best present someone gave you?
Clerks X
(227) Are you in love?
Not anymore.
(228) Do you consider your significant other hot?
Don’t have one.
(229) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?
Check them out, keep walking.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(230) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Oh yeah.
(231) If you did experience that for one day, what would you do?
Masterbate a lot, have a lesbian experience.
(232) What do you love most about the other gender?
Breasts, and the vagina is nice too.
(233) What do you dislike most?
Immaturity
(234) What do you understand least about the opposite sex?
Everything.
(235) Honestly, what do you notice first in the opposite sex?
Eyes.
POSSESSIONS
(236) What is your fave possession?
I don’t know.
(237) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
A millions dollars.
(238) How badly do you want it?
Enough to kill for it.
(239) Have you ever seen The Exorcist?
Great movie.
(240) How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section?
I got it immediately, I have this not retarded thing going on for me.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(241) That haunted you?
Doesn’t matter, she’s gone now.
(242) You wanted to kill?
Rather not say.
(243) That you laughed at?
Jon.
(244) That laughed at you?
Don’t know.
(245) That turned you on?
Selena.
(246) You went shopping with?
Jon, James, Selena, Ryan, Josh, Jessica.
(247) That broke your heart?
There are three people.
(248) That disappointed you?
There are five people.
(249) That asked you out?
Now you’re just trying to piss me off.
(250) That made you cry?
I don’t cry.
(251) That brightened up your day?
This person I stole from.
(252) That you thought about?
Rather not say here.
(253 You saw a movie with?
James, Selena, Ryan, Jesus, Tawny.
(254) You talked to on the phone?
Selena.
(255) You talked to through IM/ICQ?
Josh.
(256) You saw?
James.
(257) You went head over heels for?
Fuck off.
(258) You thought was completely N-U-T-S?
All of them.
(259) You wanted to be?
None of them.
(260) You told to fuck off?
James and this survey.
(261) You trusted?
Stop asking this.
(262) You turned down?
No one yet.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU......
(263) Smiled?
Last time I had my daughter.
(264) Laughed?
Sometime yesterday.
(265) Cried?
I don’t cry anymore.
(266) Bought something?
Tomorrow
(267) Danced?
Tuesday.
(268) Were sarcastic?
Perpetually.
(269) Kissed someone?
Last night.
(270) Talked to an ex?
Today.
(271) Watched your fave movie?
A while ago.
(272) Had a nightmare?
Yesterday.
(273) Talked on the phone?
Today
(274) Listened to the radio?
Today.
(275) Watched TV?
Currently.
(276) Went out?
Yesterday.
(277) Helped someone?
Yesterday.
(278) Were mean?
Today
(279) Sang?
Thursday
(280) Saw a movie?
A few weeks ago.
(281) Said "I love you"?
Tonight to my Daughter.
(282) Missed someone?
Always
(283) Fought with a family member?
Today
(284) Fought with a friend?
A long time ago.
(285) Had a serious conversation?
Today/
(286) Smoked weed?
6 years ago.
(287) Got drunk?
Yesterday.
(288) Had sex?
Awhile ago.
A LAST TIME (for what?)
(289) Last book you read:
Inferno and Paradiso.
(290) Last movie you saw:
Blade Trinity
(291) Last song you heard:
Feast Of The Blood.
(292) Last thing you had to drink:
Water.
(293) Last time you showered:
2 hours ago.
(294) Last thing you ate:
Pork and potatoes.
(295) Last CD you bought:
Blade Trinity soundtrack.
(296) Last thing you bought:
A battery charger for my camera.
RIGHT THIS MOMENT
(297) What are you going to do?
Watch T.V.
(298) Will it be with your significant other?
Don’t have one.
(299) Or some random person?
Nope.
(300) What are you wearing right now?
Flanel pajama bottoms and a black t shirt.
(301) Body-part you're touching right now?
My pee pee place.
(302) What are you worried about right now?
Lodge in the morning.
(303) What book are you reading?
I’m finishing up Paradiso.
(304) What's on your mouse pad?
A squirell that craves world domination. Seriously.
(305) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling?
Lonely, angry, bitter, cynical, superdupper.
(306) Are you bored?
Oh yeah.
(307) Are you tired?
Uh huh.
(308) Are you talking to anyone online?
Nope.
(309) Are you talking to anyone on the phone?
No
(310) Are you lonely or content?
Lonely.
(311) Are you listening to music?
Nope.
NUMBERS
(312) Do you laugh when you hear the number 69?
It’s more of a giggle.
(313) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
No
(314) Do you actually know your social security number?
Yes
(315) Do you actually know your IP address?
Yes.
(316) Do you know what an IP address is?
Yes.
(317) Do you know the four-character extension on your zip-code?
Yes.
(318) Have you ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
Yes
(319) Does your head hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc?
No
(320) What do you think of pi?
Pretty good.
(321) Have you got a fave number?
1’435’643’234.2
(322) How many rings before you take the phone?
It vibrates, so a lot.
(323) Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yes.
(324) How many CD's do you have?
A whole lot.
COMPUTERS
(325) Mac or PC?
PC
(326) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer as long as it works?
Enough to keep it working.
(327) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversations?
Yeah.
(328) Do you find you're different talking more through IMs than face-to-face or telephone?
Not sure, that was the first good question all night. I’ll have to think about that one.
(329) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
Yup.
(330) How much time do you spend online each week?
Average.
(331) Is the internet one of the modern things you could never live without?
Yes
(332) Do you even receive snail mail letters anymore?
Yeah.
(333) Send any?
Uh huh.
(334) What's your fave smiley?
Smileyes are evil.
(335) If you could meet anyone in the world, living or not, who would it be?
If there is a God, then God. I need to have words with his ass.
(336) Who is your idol?
David Jones.
(337) What band has the funniest name?
Barenaked Ladies. I’m giggling again.
(338) If you could fight any famous person in history, who would it be? (I added this question)
Jesus, if he actually did exist. (The one on the cross this time)
Michael F. Glover
(2) Are you happy with it?
All of it but the middle.
(3) Are you named after anyone?
The archangel Michael.
(4) Are you ready for a long survey?
Are you ready for a lot of answers?
(5) Your screenname?
Yup, got one of those.
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you?
Absolutely not.
(7) Then what would you name your children?
I named her Trinity.
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Burtha.
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be?
Hannibal.
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly?
Yes, people call my last name Glow-ver, when it’s pronounced Glove-er.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous?
I would drop my last name if I found five dollars.
BASICS (didn't we just do those?)
(12) Your gender:
Guy.
(13) Straight/gay/bi?
Lesbian.
(14) Single?
Yup.
(15) Want to be?
No.
(16) Your birthdate?
July, None of your god damn business 1979
(17) Your age?
25
(18) Age you act?
Depends on how much I’ve had to drink.
(19) Age you wish you were?
352 and a half
(20) Your height?
6’2 I think.
(21) The color of your eyes.
Blue.
(22) Happy with it?
Happier if I had an eye patch.
(23) The color of your hair
Dirty blonde.
(24) Happy with it?
Stop asking me that.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous?
Right, but I use the left so it’ll feel like someone else once and awhile.
(26) Your living arrangement?
Shity.
(27) Your family
Shity.
(28) Have any pets?
I had a hamster once but then it ate it’s own testicals and died. True story.
(29) What's your job?
I have three, pick one.
(30) Piercings?
I have an ass ring, makes it hard to poop but at least I am original.
(31) Tattoos?
Might have one soon.
(32) Obsessions?
Carrots, they piss me off.
(33) Addictions?
Smoking and drinking don’t count do they?
(35) Do you speak another language?
I understand the language of the dolphin.
(36) Have a favorite quote?
"Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'here are our monsters',without immediately turning the monsters into pets." - Jacques Derrida
(37) Do you have a web page?
Yup.
(38) Do you live in the moment?
Which one, this moment, or that moment now. Or this one now, or this one……
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
Oh fuck no.
(40) Do you have any secrets?
ROFLMAO.
(41) Do you hate yourself?
Yeah, but I am so damn likeable too.
(42) Do you like your handwriting?
Only when I can read it.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
Only if there is a spider or clown living inside of me.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?
Passive, I’LL KILL YOU ALL!
(55) Have you got a journal?
I have so many journals it’s sickening.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness?
They’re both the same for me.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d sleep more instead of staying up all night doing surveys.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one, which one?
Guiness.
(59) How do you vent?
By listening to everyone else bitch and rant so I feel better about myself.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?
I guess.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
I should have taken that role in the hay with Marie Lou make in ‘95.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?
Life is selling something, anyone who tells you otherwise is pain. Wait, I think I got that backwards.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?
Wear a rubber.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?
My eyebrows.
(65) And least?
My toesnails.
(66) Do you think you are good looking?
I can’t read the question, I looked at the monitor and it broke.
(67) Are you confident?
Yupers.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?
John Constantine.
(69) Do people know how you feel?
Not at any time.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?
Oh yeah.
DO YOU..
(71) Smoke?
Yup.
(72) Do drugs?
Anything addicting is considered a drug, so sure.
(73) Read the newspaper?
Uh huh.
(74) Pray?
Oh Shit no.
(75) Go to church?
lmao, no.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?
I am the stranger.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?
Animals? No. People…..
(78) Take walks in the rain?
I prefer sex in the rain.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?
Not anymore.
(80) Drive?
Occasionally.
(81) Like to drive fast?
Not really.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?
After about twenty cigarettes I can sound like Louis Armstrong, so yeah.
(83) Hurt yourself?
I stub my toe a lot.
(84) Been out of the country?
A few times.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?
Oh yeah, and won money for it.
(86) Had sex?
No, my child is out of Immaculate Conception. Duh.
(87) Been unfaithful?
That’s a tough call.
(88) Been in love?
Yes I have been stupid.
(89) Done drugs?
Many times.
(90) Gone skinny dipping?
Uh huh.
(91) Had a medical emergency?
Yup.
(92) Had a surgery?
Sure.
(93) Ran away from home?
Yup.
(94) Played strip poker?
Not yet.
(95) Gotten beaten up?
A couple of times.
(96) Beaten someone up?
More than a couple of times.
(97) Been picked on?
Once.
(98) Been on stage?
Yeah
(99) Been dancing?
Yes
(100) Slept outdoors?
Sure
(101) Thought about suicide?
Thinking about it now.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?
Hello? Insomniac here!
(103) If yes, what is your record?
I think it was like 6 and a half days back in highschool.
(104) Gone one day without food?
Yup.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?
Yeah, back when I was stupid. (see above love question)
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first?
Yeah, we waited tillw e woke up.
(107) Slept all day?
Rarely.
(108) Killed someone?
Why what have you heard?
(109) Made out with a stranger?
Yes.
(110) Had sex with a stranger?
Yes.
(111) Thought you're going crazy?
You try not sleeping and think you are sane.
(112) Kissed the same sex?
Yup.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?
NO!
(114) Been betrayed?
Oh shit, who hasn’t
(115) Had a dream that came true?
Many times.
(116) Broken the law?
LMAO. What do you think.
(117) Met a famous person?
A few.
(118) Masturbated?
I am right now.
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand?
Yes, see there was the gift I got for my friend Josh once…..
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
Nope, always on purpose.
(121) On purpose?
Guess I should have read this question before answering the last one.
(122) Had sex?
How many times are you going to ask this?
(123) With more then 1 person?
Yes and it was worth it.
(124) Threesome?
Uh huh, giggity giggity giggity
(125) Orgy?
Define “?”
(126) Whip cream?
Yes.
(127) Bondage?
Yes.
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped?
Yes. Yes.
(129) Blindfolded?
Yes.
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up?
Yes.
(131) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?
Nope.
(132) Stolen anything?
It’s what I do best.
(133) Been on radio/TV?
Yes.
(134) Been in a mosh-pit?
Yes.
(135) Had a nervous breakdown?
Yes.
(136) Considered religious vocation?
Yes.
(137) Been criticized about your sexual performance?
I don’t have a performance, I have a whole musical.
(138) Bungee jumped?
Not yet.
(139) Had a dream that kept coming back?
Yes. I keep dreaming about zombies. Let’s hope that one comes true.
CLOTHES
(140) Shoe brand?
Don’t care/
(141) Brand of clothing?
Don’t care
(142) Cologne/perfume?
Hugo Boss
(143) What are you normally wearing to school/work?
Clothes
(144) How about parties?
Clothes, or no clothes. Depends.
(145) Wear hats?
Yes. Occasionally.
(146) Judge other people by their clothing?
Yes.
(147) Wear make-up?
Nope/
(148) Favorite place to shop?
Super Wallmart Baby!
(149) Favorite article of clothing?
My jackets.
(150) Are you trendy?
I’m ahead of the times.
(151) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?
I don’t go to school.
BELIEFS
(152) Believe in life on other planets?
Sure.
(153) Miracles?
Nope
(154) Astrology?
No
(155) Magic?
Yes
(156) God?
That’s a complicated question
(157) Satan?
See above.
(158) Santa?
Oh yeah, of course. Der.
(159) Ghosts?
Yes.
(160) Luck?
Yes.
(161) Love at first sight?
Nope.
(162) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)?
Yes.
(163) Witches?
Well considering Wicca is an actual religion, it would be stupid not to.
(164) Easter bunny?
No, that’s crazy talk.
(165) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
Nope, it can not happen.
(166) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
But what’s at the other end?
(167) Do you wish on stars?
Sure, I wished on Amanda Beil the other day.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(168) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Complicated.
(169) Do you think God has a gender? Complicated.
(170) Do you think that science counteracts religion? Maybe.
(171) Do you believe in organized religion?
Nope.
(172) Where do you think we go when we die?
Florida.
AMIGOS
(173) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?
Yes. And it’s funny this is called Amigos.
(174) Who is your best friend?
I don’t know anymore.
(175) Who's the one person that knows most about you?
James.
(176) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?
You asked this already, Jesus.
(177) Your favorite inside joke?
Maisey, M A I S E Y Maiesy, L O L A Maisey……
(178) Thing you're picked on most about?
Multiple things.
(179) Who's your longest known friend?
Brandon.
(180) Newest?
Shai.
(181) Shyest?
Ryan.
(182) Funniest?
……..
(183) Sweetest?
I don’t have any sweet friends.
(184) Closest?
I don’t think any of them are really that close anymore since everythings going back to how it was.
(185) Weirdest?
Jon
(186) Smartest?
James
(187) Ditziest?
Tawny, I love ya girl.
(188) Friends you miss being close to the most?
Aidia.
(189) Last person you talked to online?
Josh.
(190) Who do you talk to most online?
Josh.
191) Who are you on the phone with most?
My Boss.
192) Who do you trust most?
None of them.
(193) Who listens to your problems?
I don’t like to talk about my problems.
194) Who do you fight most with?
I dunno.
(195) Who's the nicest?
None of them.
(196) Who's the most outgoing?
Jesus (not the guy on the cross)
(197) Who's the best singer?
Tawny.
(198) Who's on your shit-list?
Everyone at one point or another.
(199) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?
Sure.
(200) Who's your second family?
I don’t even like my first family, why would I want a second one?
(201) Do you always feel understood?
No
(202) Who's the loudest friend?
Jesus.
(203) Do you trust others easily?
I don’t like to trust others at all.
(204) Who do you have the most in common with?
No one.
(205) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in?
She’s dead now, so it doesn’t matter.
(206) Do your friends know you?
No.
(207) Friend that lives farthest away?
Stephen.
LOVE
(208) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?
I guess a bit.
(209) Do you remember your first love?
Yes
(210) Still love him/her?
No.
(211) Do you consider love a mistake?
Definatelly.
(212) What do you find romantic?
Foolish question.
(213) Turn-on?
Breasts.
(214) Turn-off?
Lies.
(215) First kiss?
I don’t remember.
(216) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Fine.
(217) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?
Doesn’t matter anymore.
(219) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
Absolutely.
(219) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yes.
(220) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?
Probably not. As many times as people have insulted my looks, I’ pretty sure not actually.
(221) What is best thing about the opposite sex?
Still trying to figure this one out.
(222) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?
To long of an answer for this one.
(223) Do you read porn?
No, I watch porn.
(224) Read the articles?
Sometimes.
(225) Just the pics?
No
(226) What's the best present someone gave you?
Clerks X
(227) Are you in love?
Not anymore.
(228) Do you consider your significant other hot?
Don’t have one.
(229) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?
Check them out, keep walking.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(230) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Oh yeah.
(231) If you did experience that for one day, what would you do?
Masterbate a lot, have a lesbian experience.
(232) What do you love most about the other gender?
Breasts, and the vagina is nice too.
(233) What do you dislike most?
Immaturity
(234) What do you understand least about the opposite sex?
Everything.
(235) Honestly, what do you notice first in the opposite sex?
Eyes.
POSSESSIONS
(236) What is your fave possession?
I don’t know.
(237) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
A millions dollars.
(238) How badly do you want it?
Enough to kill for it.
(239) Have you ever seen The Exorcist?
Great movie.
(240) How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section?
I got it immediately, I have this not retarded thing going on for me.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(241) That haunted you?
Doesn’t matter, she’s gone now.
(242) You wanted to kill?
Rather not say.
(243) That you laughed at?
Jon.
(244) That laughed at you?
Don’t know.
(245) That turned you on?
Selena.
(246) You went shopping with?
Jon, James, Selena, Ryan, Josh, Jessica.
(247) That broke your heart?
There are three people.
(248) That disappointed you?
There are five people.
(249) That asked you out?
Now you’re just trying to piss me off.
(250) That made you cry?
I don’t cry.
(251) That brightened up your day?
This person I stole from.
(252) That you thought about?
Rather not say here.
(253 You saw a movie with?
James, Selena, Ryan, Jesus, Tawny.
(254) You talked to on the phone?
Selena.
(255) You talked to through IM/ICQ?
Josh.
(256) You saw?
James.
(257) You went head over heels for?
Fuck off.
(258) You thought was completely N-U-T-S?
All of them.
(259) You wanted to be?
None of them.
(260) You told to fuck off?
James and this survey.
(261) You trusted?
Stop asking this.
(262) You turned down?
No one yet.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU......
(263) Smiled?
Last time I had my daughter.
(264) Laughed?
Sometime yesterday.
(265) Cried?
I don’t cry anymore.
(266) Bought something?
Tomorrow
(267) Danced?
Tuesday.
(268) Were sarcastic?
Perpetually.
(269) Kissed someone?
Last night.
(270) Talked to an ex?
Today.
(271) Watched your fave movie?
A while ago.
(272) Had a nightmare?
Yesterday.
(273) Talked on the phone?
Today
(274) Listened to the radio?
Today.
(275) Watched TV?
Currently.
(276) Went out?
Yesterday.
(277) Helped someone?
Yesterday.
(278) Were mean?
Today
(279) Sang?
Thursday
(280) Saw a movie?
A few weeks ago.
(281) Said "I love you"?
Tonight to my Daughter.
(282) Missed someone?
Always
(283) Fought with a family member?
Today
(284) Fought with a friend?
A long time ago.
(285) Had a serious conversation?
Today/
(286) Smoked weed?
6 years ago.
(287) Got drunk?
Yesterday.
(288) Had sex?
Awhile ago.
A LAST TIME (for what?)
(289) Last book you read:
Inferno and Paradiso.
(290) Last movie you saw:
Blade Trinity
(291) Last song you heard:
Feast Of The Blood.
(292) Last thing you had to drink:
Water.
(293) Last time you showered:
2 hours ago.
(294) Last thing you ate:
Pork and potatoes.
(295) Last CD you bought:
Blade Trinity soundtrack.
(296) Last thing you bought:
A battery charger for my camera.
RIGHT THIS MOMENT
(297) What are you going to do?
Watch T.V.
(298) Will it be with your significant other?
Don’t have one.
(299) Or some random person?
Nope.
(300) What are you wearing right now?
Flanel pajama bottoms and a black t shirt.
(301) Body-part you're touching right now?
My pee pee place.
(302) What are you worried about right now?
Lodge in the morning.
(303) What book are you reading?
I’m finishing up Paradiso.
(304) What's on your mouse pad?
A squirell that craves world domination. Seriously.
(305) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling?
Lonely, angry, bitter, cynical, superdupper.
(306) Are you bored?
Oh yeah.
(307) Are you tired?
Uh huh.
(308) Are you talking to anyone online?
Nope.
(309) Are you talking to anyone on the phone?
No
(310) Are you lonely or content?
Lonely.
(311) Are you listening to music?
Nope.
NUMBERS
(312) Do you laugh when you hear the number 69?
It’s more of a giggle.
(313) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
No
(314) Do you actually know your social security number?
Yes
(315) Do you actually know your IP address?
Yes.
(316) Do you know what an IP address is?
Yes.
(317) Do you know the four-character extension on your zip-code?
Yes.
(318) Have you ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
Yes
(319) Does your head hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc?
No
(320) What do you think of pi?
Pretty good.
(321) Have you got a fave number?
1’435’643’234.2
(322) How many rings before you take the phone?
It vibrates, so a lot.
(323) Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yes.
(324) How many CD's do you have?
A whole lot.
COMPUTERS
(325) Mac or PC?
PC
(326) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer as long as it works?
Enough to keep it working.
(327) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversations?
Yeah.
(328) Do you find you're different talking more through IMs than face-to-face or telephone?
Not sure, that was the first good question all night. I’ll have to think about that one.
(329) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
Yup.
(330) How much time do you spend online each week?
Average.
(331) Is the internet one of the modern things you could never live without?
Yes
(332) Do you even receive snail mail letters anymore?
Yeah.
(333) Send any?
Uh huh.
(334) What's your fave smiley?
Smileyes are evil.
(335) If you could meet anyone in the world, living or not, who would it be?
If there is a God, then God. I need to have words with his ass.
(336) Who is your idol?
David Jones.
(337) What band has the funniest name?
Barenaked Ladies. I’m giggling again.
(338) If you could fight any famous person in history, who would it be? (I added this question)
Jesus, if he actually did exist. (The one on the cross this time)