you can take your stupid trophy, and shove it up your ass!

[michaelgeronimo]

Bad news on the horizon, not totally bad just disappointing. our former booking agent (zac goble) who we had alot of faith in just flaked over our entire summer. he promised tiramisu and what he delivered was random human shit, the kind you get after a nice long meal at gringo's or any other tex mex cliche' restaurant that are slowly taking over this town. So my younger brother has taken over booking our entire summer tour, which is alot and he needs help from anyone who can. I'll post the dates and the cities at the end of this post along with an email link so if you can help you can let him know. more props to matt on this one! oh, and if you want to know how i know what random human shit smells like, just wipe the corners of your mouth with your thumb and index finger, then take a nice healthy whiff. ta-da! random human shit. (works the best if you haven't brushed your teeth in a few hours.) on that note i bid good day.

7/07 - Louisiana
7/08 - Jackson, MS
7/09 - Georgia
7/11 - Jacksonville, FL
7/12 - Daytona Beach, Fl
7/13 - Orlando, FL
7/14 - West Palm Beach, FL
7/15 - Miami, FL
7/16 - Tampa, FL
7/18 - Georgia
7/19 - South Carolina
7/20 - North Carolina
7/22 - Maryland or Virginia
7/23 - New Jersey
7/24 - New York
7/25 - Connecticut
7/26 - Massachusetts
7/27 - New Hampshire
7/29 - Elyra, OH
7/30 - Detroit, MI
8/02 - Chicago, IL
8/04 - Kansas City, MO
8/05 - Kansas
8/06 - Oklahoma
8/07 - Dallas, TX

There are the cities and dates, if you can help e-mail matt booking@astepbehind.com

p.s. my gramps turned 80 today, he is the most badass person i know.