.....what rat bastard would play that song right now?
holy shit its LJ time wooooooo.well not much has been happening ya know bar the weekend.which is all i ever seem to update this with..its serves as a constant reminder that i should stop drinking but like most warning signs in my life i never take heed and continue to plunge ahead.so here we go again...friday.spent all week being like im not gonna go out friday ill just sit in and go out on saturday with siobhan..save money etc.so this didnt happen.got out off work went to sainsburys carryout.matthew sam foster where here when i got home,theyd had the same brilliant idea as me and were starting the weekend as early in the afternoon as possible.so then..ian/gemma in the union i was a few hours late..opps..so got there and taghd(tag..cant spell it right)the beard and ian were there..drinks..time for 'a small carryout'..buckfast!!spent a good 45minutes listening to snakecharmers song..dissecting them..i love this part..it should be longer tho..etcetcetc.dont remember much after this..apparently it was fun tho charlie turned up.there was biting/licking/kissing/slapping/shouting/drinking/smomkin.all fun this to do.so yeah here are the photographs taken by local photographer gemma.she is a pro.
THE BUCK!!!bottle of bow???THE BUCK!!!
not paying attention to what im saying at all here.also he looks a little camp but ya know thats ian.
hungry!!!gemma tastes like corned beef
yeah dont remember this but apparently "you taste like shit michael...well ian thats cause i smoke.."jesus.god.
" GET YOUR FINGER FROM RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE "
god knows.high chair??captains chair??state of me.
so yeah that was friday..funfunfun
SATURDAY!!!!
ok well..lets see.went into town with gemma.in only a t-shirt and ripped jeans..it was warm when i left the house.then quickly got cold and rained.waow.meeting siobhan at 6..then 7..then just whenever she decided to turn up.goddamn.so we went to auntie annies and had a wee tipple.PJ and Charlie came after work.siobhan FINALLY shows up.wooooo.the craic was 90.it was awesome i was having so much fun..so then we walked to drink..me siobhan gemma..me and siobhan got a bottle of sailor jerrys between us.CLASS.having a quare time at gemmas.charlie returns.it was awesome.i havent had that much fun in weeks.then we went to Radio K.i have been dying to go for ages.so we get in there..me and charlie go down stairs gemma and siobhan sty up stairs for a little while.finally come down and well lets just say madness.total fucking madness......the bouncer"here are you michael smyth..." "yeah yeah why whats wrong i havent done anything yet." jesus.i really hadnt but in the space of 5 minutes i went from being ok to being accused off being on drugs..selling drugs to other people..date raping ppl.heavy fucking shit..so yeah i really hadnt done anything and they understood eventually but im not allowed back for no fucking reason at all.yeah so more madness..woooooo.champion of fun..so after i left her went to charlies..on the way up quick we stop at the hatfield..got about 2minutes from charlies and dropped my unopened buckfast.FUCKERS!!!ahhhhhhhhhh.thats twice round that area ive dropped drink before ive opened it only last time i fell on it and ended up in hospital.so i guess im taking steps forward.well got to charlies.twas fun.somehow in the midst of everything i temporarily passed out.then woke up to find i had been covered in 'i love the cock' and various pictures of cock.i got them to draw a moustache on me when i woke up it felt apt.that was the weekend heres saturdays photos...so these start at the end of the night there is no record of the fun before radio k or at it or of the madness outside it.
the girl in the green coat is siobhan.she is havin a wee rest.shortly after this a toodle pip was muttered then we went to charlies....
where this happened.fucksake.fucksake.horrible.
some people just need to learn.i have to explain and be firm.time of yr life.
am i awake am i asleep...
i heart the cock.bastards they will pay.
knee cock.BASTARDS!!BASTARDS!!
THE BUCK!!!bottle of bow???THE BUCK!!!
not paying attention to what im saying at all here.also he looks a little camp but ya know thats ian.
hungry!!!gemma tastes like corned beef
yeah dont remember this but apparently "you taste like shit michael...well ian thats cause i smoke.."jesus.god.
" GET YOUR FINGER FROM RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE "
god knows.high chair??captains chair??state of me.
so yeah that was friday..funfunfun
SATURDAY!!!!
ok well..lets see.went into town with gemma.in only a t-shirt and ripped jeans..it was warm when i left the house.then quickly got cold and rained.waow.meeting siobhan at 6..then 7..then just whenever she decided to turn up.goddamn.so we went to auntie annies and had a wee tipple.PJ and Charlie came after work.siobhan FINALLY shows up.wooooo.the craic was 90.it was awesome i was having so much fun..so then we walked to drink..me siobhan gemma..me and siobhan got a bottle of sailor jerrys between us.CLASS.having a quare time at gemmas.charlie returns.it was awesome.i havent had that much fun in weeks.then we went to Radio K.i have been dying to go for ages.so we get in there..me and charlie go down stairs gemma and siobhan sty up stairs for a little while.finally come down and well lets just say madness.total fucking madness......the bouncer"here are you michael smyth..." "yeah yeah why whats wrong i havent done anything yet." jesus.i really hadnt but in the space of 5 minutes i went from being ok to being accused off being on drugs..selling drugs to other people..date raping ppl.heavy fucking shit..so yeah i really hadnt done anything and they understood eventually but im not allowed back for no fucking reason at all.yeah so more madness..woooooo.champion of fun..so after i left her went to charlies..on the way up quick we stop at the hatfield..got about 2minutes from charlies and dropped my unopened buckfast.FUCKERS!!!ahhhhhhhhhh.thats twice round that area ive dropped drink before ive opened it only last time i fell on it and ended up in hospital.so i guess im taking steps forward.well got to charlies.twas fun.somehow in the midst of everything i temporarily passed out.then woke up to find i had been covered in 'i love the cock' and various pictures of cock.i got them to draw a moustache on me when i woke up it felt apt.that was the weekend heres saturdays photos...so these start at the end of the night there is no record of the fun before radio k or at it or of the madness outside it.
the girl in the green coat is siobhan.she is havin a wee rest.shortly after this a toodle pip was muttered then we went to charlies....
where this happened.fucksake.fucksake.horrible.
some people just need to learn.i have to explain and be firm.time of yr life.
am i awake am i asleep...
i heart the cock.bastards they will pay.
knee cock.BASTARDS!!BASTARDS!!