Jan 11, 2006 19:38
I had my psychology exam today. Maybe I screwed it up? Just possibly? I believe my exam paper looked a little something like this!
"Many theories exist to explain the creation of new memories. Outline two of these theories."
Um....okay...fuck... I didn't just write fuck. Ignore that. Oh, fuck. Come on man, think! Schema theory! No, wrong! Ah! Reconstructive memory! Wait, no, wrong also. Fucking screw up. Crap, eight marks gone. That isn't awesome, at all. Calm down, just think for a minute....wow, it is kind of hot in here...I wonder how hot the sun is. I bet they have the best BBQ's on the sun. Perfect whether for it...huh? Oh, right, the question. I've been staring at this for quite some time now. My shoulder hurts.
You want a theory of memory? Your mother is a theory of memory! Zing!
Note to self; stop writing every thought in your head, you moron.
RE: Psychology - I am not very good at it."
Now, tomorrow we have History. I need to get my Zen state of mind going, because today has just gone and screwed me over.