The Fri Heist
Today I went to my first Rosencrantz and Guildenstern rehearsal (the production our Drama department is putting on this year) which is going to be wicked awesome by the way, and I had a better time than had origionaly expected. Since Im not actualy acting in the play, going to these rehearsals is mostly a courtesy for the teachers. Sure Im suposed to be learning the play so that I can manage all the lights and sound aspects later, but all that stuff comes later! The point is I was prety bored for a good while. Fortunately Joe was there to eleviate some of the dulldrum, and did we ever. Given that our performance will be in the Cafetorium, that's where we were, and as I was listening in on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (who henceforth will be refered to as R and G) line runs, Joe aproaches and asks if I would be interested in some Jell-o. I'd thought that he'd found some old Jell-o cups behind the Fruitopia machine or something, but it turned out that Joe had discovered that the doors into the actual Cafe part of our Cafetorium were unlocked! We got prety bold and ventured right into our schools kitchen (the door was wide open) We were scavenging for food, or anything that we could take for that matter but could find nothing. All that we could think of was to go into the freezer, which was guarded only by a strip of tape to indicate if it had been opened or not. After we convinced each other that we would be fools to have come this far and not take SOMETHING, we opened the freezer and stole a huge bag of Caf fries. Now when I say huge, I mean fucking enormous! Joe had trouble stuffing this thing into my bag. We were going to share the 'spoils of war' as Joe called it, but I had to leave before he, and so now they sit, in my own freezer downstairs. Anyone interested in some Cafe Crispy Fries?
