Pitchers are really like sheep.

[michael_barrett]

This is a potentially interesting topic. I challenge anyone else to write an essay on it.

Comments

[mark_prior]

I'll buy you a drink in Milwaukee.

...did you not see my mound throwing today?

[michael_barrett]

Good boy.

And yes, I did. Did you want me to talk about it?

[mark_prior]

Well you mentioned shaving and drinking and leaning but not throwing off a mound?

[michael_barrett]

I thought the other three were more important. Clearly.

[mark_prior]

Liar.

[michael_barrett]

You shouldn't be mean to me in my very own journal.

[mark_prior]

What, am I going to hurt your feelings?

[michael_barrett]

Yes. I just wouldn't be able to handle anything negative from you.

[mark_prior]

Cute, catcher.

[michael_barrett]

I generally am. "Cute" and my name are just synonymous.

[mark_prior]

...right, catch.

[michael_barrett]

Jose says I am. Cute and loveable.

[mark_prior]

You shouldn't listen to goalies.

[michael_barrett]

Oh, I don't listen to most. Only the ones that say flattering things to me.

[mark_prior]

Lame.

[carpatt]

Awww, Mikey is totally cute Mark! C'mon, admit it!