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* MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
* DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
* GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.
* BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
* JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
* ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
* KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
* CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
* SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
* ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
* BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
* COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
* DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
* GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.
* BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
* JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
* ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
* KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
* CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
* SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
* ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
* BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
* COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?