Sep 02, 2003 20:34
I feel like making one of those huge entries that everyone else seems to make just because I'm bored as hell. Okay apparently the tabloids have decided that my song "Desperately" was written for John Mayer. What the hell? He's gorgeous and amazing and all that stuff but seriously... no. They claim we've had some sort of "secret relationship" that I'm not telling anyone about. I don't know where they get this stuff. Whatever.
And while I'm still on the topic of stuff that makes me sick, Elizabeth Hurley should stop being such a creepy witch and Katie Holmes doesn't appreciate you stalking her k thanks. I don't blame you though, your career (or lack thereof) would make anybody go temporarily insane and make an entire journal for the sole purpose of insulting someone's talent. Your "stupid pathetic whore" line was good though, mind if I borrow that?
Oh look! Lack of sleep and an overdosage of caffeine has turned me into a total bitch overnight. I think I'll stay like this forever. K I said that this would be a long entry but I lied. Have a nice day.