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Dear applicants and job hopefuls;
I appreciate that you are attempting to find a job, and that you've taken time out of your busy schedule to come down and be my competition. However, the following is a small list of things that you probably shouldn't wear to a job interview:
...In other news, I got a call back for a second interview. POSSIBILITIES OH MAI.
I appreciate that you are attempting to find a job, and that you've taken time out of your busy schedule to come down and be my competition. However, the following is a small list of things that you probably shouldn't wear to a job interview:
- Jeans, especially if you're applying for a branch manager position
- T-shirts with questionable stains and ragged pockets
- Shirts cut down below the bottom of your breasts
- Roccawear of any kind, especially hoodies, especially when it's 80+ degrees outside
- Skirts that do not adequately cover your very ample assets
- Sunglasses that take up most of your face, especially if they're the kind that don't actually block the sun and are just tinted a little
- Tuxedo t-shirt
- Velvet sweatsuit
...In other news, I got a call back for a second interview. POSSIBILITIES OH MAI.