A LETTER TO JORDAN FROM A XEROX MACHINE!
DEAR JORDAN-NESS;
I am a copycat! XD hee hee. But I does it BETTER! ;p (well more wordy at least, not sure if better)
How is your trip to Costa Rica going? Have you found Leonardo yet? If you find him, please put him in a box with air holes and ship him back to NYC, I'm sure his brothers miss him. (This is after you tackle-hug him and take pictures of him in compromising positions, which, of course, we all know you will do.) I'm sure by the time he arrives home in his box his eardrums will have healed from your squeals. Make sure you include some pizza and cheese doodles in his box so he doesn't starve to death. (If you deem him good enough, you can include some tea and apples as well)
Also, I know that you are assimilating the local culture and language there, as a good evil operative does. I think that once you start becoming bi-lingual, you need to start posting LJ entries in Spanish. If you choose to berate random people and talk about how you are planning to assassinate George Bush Jr. in those entries, well then all the more power to you. I approve of these actions.
Finally, I know you are prolly missing the crud outta your little ball(s?) of wrinkly puppy puggy gooshiness, so I give you something
THE MOST SCARY/UGLY PUG DRAWINGS I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!!!
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From here If this person is going to try to sell art, maybe they should learn to draw thing that don't make people's eyes bleed first! O_O
LOVE IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR VALUED RESPONSE, MICA
I am a copycat! XD hee hee. But I does it BETTER! ;p (well more wordy at least, not sure if better)
How is your trip to Costa Rica going? Have you found Leonardo yet? If you find him, please put him in a box with air holes and ship him back to NYC, I'm sure his brothers miss him. (This is after you tackle-hug him and take pictures of him in compromising positions, which, of course, we all know you will do.) I'm sure by the time he arrives home in his box his eardrums will have healed from your squeals. Make sure you include some pizza and cheese doodles in his box so he doesn't starve to death. (If you deem him good enough, you can include some tea and apples as well)
Also, I know that you are assimilating the local culture and language there, as a good evil operative does. I think that once you start becoming bi-lingual, you need to start posting LJ entries in Spanish. If you choose to berate random people and talk about how you are planning to assassinate George Bush Jr. in those entries, well then all the more power to you. I approve of these actions.
Finally, I know you are prolly missing the crud outta your little ball(s?) of wrinkly puppy puggy gooshiness, so I give you something
THE MOST SCARY/UGLY PUG DRAWINGS I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!!!
&
From here If this person is going to try to sell art, maybe they should learn to draw thing that don't make people's eyes bleed first! O_O
LOVE IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR VALUED RESPONSE, MICA