10 randomly generated facts about Meeeee! ;D

[micaturtle]

Yay! I stole this from RaphEmer:

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mica!

1. A lump of Mica the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
2. If you break Mica, you will get seven years of bad luck.
3. Research indicates that Mica will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Mica!
5. Mica has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
6. You should always open Mica at least an hour before drinking her.
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Mica!
8. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Mica.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Mica.
10. All shrimp are born as Mica, but gradually mature into females.

#3. Research indicates that Mica will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas! Nom nom nom... well I *DO* like bananas. *feeds soliloquy some bananas* XD

#9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Mica. STOP FROWNING AT ME!!!! :<

And #10 confuses me... does that mean I'm really NOT a female? I was last time I checked!