What if.....Marcus Smith was born black??? If you were born black, your mother would have a lot of explaining to do. You WOULD have been in band, but would have played something cooler... like percussion, and yes, your penis would be HUGE.
What if...Marcus Smith was dating someone beautiful and popular like say britney spears? If Marcus Smith was dating someone like BS, she would still make music, but it would flop in most of the country besides Detroit and Compton, cause it'd be all about her boyfriend's HUGE black penis. Nevermind...
What if....people looked like penguins?? If people looked like penguins, our names would still be the same. Really... what exactly is considered a penguin name? I think that sliding around on our belly's would be sweet... but there would still be a need for cars. Can you imagine the belly-burn you'd get after a family trip to Arizona? Ouch. And everyone would go to prom NAKED. It would save a lot of time in my opinion.
What if .... we talked and walked backwards(like the moon walk)?? If we walked about talked backwards, I would be "Latsryc morf nerraW." It wouldn't work out. Does that mean we would read left to right, or right to left? That could cause problems. Dislexic people would be our gods, and the would be pyramids named after them. I dunno Be that confusing it would.
if i was black and in band i would always be able to keep the beat alive. and me and ambra would be best friends cause we'd be the only darkies in there. and i think my penguin name would be something like pencus, or something. who knows bout the other stuff
If you were born black, your mother would have a lot of explaining to do. You WOULD have been in band, but would have played something cooler... like percussion, and yes, your penis would be HUGE.
What if...Marcus Smith was dating someone beautiful and popular like say britney spears?
If Marcus Smith was dating someone like BS, she would still make music, but it would flop in most of the country besides Detroit and Compton, cause it'd be all about her boyfriend's HUGE black penis. Nevermind...
What if....people looked like penguins??
If people looked like penguins, our names would still be the same. Really... what exactly is considered a penguin name? I think that sliding around on our belly's would be sweet... but there would still be a need for cars. Can you imagine the belly-burn you'd get after a family trip to Arizona? Ouch. And everyone would go to prom NAKED. It would save a lot of time in my opinion.
What if .... we talked and walked backwards(like the moon walk)??
If we walked about talked backwards, I would be "Latsryc morf nerraW." It wouldn't work out. Does that mean we would read left to right, or right to left? That could cause problems. Dislexic people would be our gods, and the would be pyramids named after them. I dunno
Be that confusing it would.
Good times
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