A
mib_khan on the
uss_murgatroid, assigned to research, noted an unusual fact. He documented the data, fixed it firmly in his head, and hit the memory update button on his tricorder.
Of the remaining Khans on Vulcan, one was sober. He fought his way through the crowd of drunken clones until he located
storvik. Storvik was lying on the desert sand, beer bong in mouth, mumbling something almost incoherent. Khan's Universal Translator picked up the sound and informed Khan that Storvik had just said, "I can feel Vulcan turning. Whee!" Realizing that coherent conversation was unlikely to happen, Khan charged a hypospray with a temporary sobering agent and injected his comrade. It would provide near-instantaneous sobriety, but only for a brief period. While Storvik suddenly came to the realization he was sober, Khan handed the Vulcan a PADD with a display on it.
"What is
this?", asked a sober Storvik.
Khan sighed, and replied, "I don't think Lothar's robot duplicate is fully gone from the timestream. What else could explain this? I mean, you're not Swedish, right?"
Storvik paused in thought, but unfortunately paused long enough for his sobriety to wear off. A grin spread over his face, and he replied, "Flee yorn desh um born der goom, bork bork bork!" The Universal Translator was of no help with this phrase, leaving the sober Khan unenlightened.