boys are endlessly annoying

May 02, 2008 16:12

have you ever had the following conversation with a boy? or something like it?

boy(randomly out of the blue):will you go out with me?
you:did someone dare you to ask me that?
boy:no
you:ok then no
boy:why?
you:cuz i barely know you/cuz you blew my friend off/cuz you're annoying/some very good explanation
boy:some lame excuse for why he blew off said friend or how you can "get to know him"/something equally dumb
you:so?
him:so will you go out with me
you: NO!
boy:ok i g2g

if this has ever happened to you, i give you my permission to kick the guy in the face. these are the kind of guys that like new girls every week and never go out with any of them because they're creepy and annoying. they need to get the message. so kick them in the face.

ok don't get me wrong it's sweet when guys ask you out. IF you actually know them. i mean, if you've had ONE conversation with a guy or something then it's common sense for them NOT to ask you out.

and i'm not like sexist or anything. if you're a guy and you've had the same conversation with a girl, then i give you my permission to kick them in the face too. enjoy!
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