(Untitled)

[miata]

Mommy says I made a new friend tonight!! I call him Mr. Huge Scary Cat. Him and I were looking at each other through the big see-through slidey thing in the livingroom. He was REALLY BIG!! And he had big black circles around his eyes!! And come to think of it, he didn't really look like a cat at all, but he must have been, right?? Well,

Comments

[i_am_the_j]

Well it almost sounds like your new friend was what is called a Raccoon. They don't make good friends because they steal your food and eat you if you let them.

They are worse than mooches.

[miata]

I guess that's why Mommy said Mr. Scary Huge Cat was the reason why I was never going to get to go "outside"--whatever "outside" is!

[i_am_the_j]

"outside" is overrated, just ask Isaac, he can go out when ever he wants but he just stays inside and sleeps. Maybe this is why he is so fat.

[miata]

I'm not fat though!! I'm teeny!! Mommy says I'm the size of Isaac's head!!

[autarchex]

So I hax0red into Mommy's account and stoled some hmlt from her Easter post.

You are verily the most talented kitty I have ever encountered.

[miata]

I have all sorts of skills that mommy doesn't even knows about!!