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[miasmicwhispers]

FROM
THE GRAD
SCHOOLYARD:
THE DIARRHEA SONG.
BY JAKE SWEARINGEN, EDWARD FAIRCHILD, AND SAM KING

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When you're analyzing Joyce
and your butthole has no choice:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're paraphrasing Bloom
and you're stinking up the room:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're quoting Schopenhauer
and release a dirty shower:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're citing Marcel Proust
and you feel that doo-doo juice:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're laughing at Voltaire
and you flood your underwear:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

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