Sad..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I broke matt_ferrell's X-Box (-12 points). In November I helped father_erek see the light (8 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1016 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
miasmic_death
Little do they know...I blew up Canada shortly after mwuahahaha!