YAAAAAY! It was a hash job; if I did not have this essay due in on mystification and the Trinity I would have smoothed it out to GIVE RAMBA WHAT IS FUCKING DUE TO HIM.
ALSO ALSO, NO LIE, IF YOU DO THIS ~WATCH THE HELL OUT~ BECAUSE I WILL BE OBLIGED BY UNIVERSAL AND GALACTIC LAW TO POUNCE ON YOUR FINE CALLIPYGIAN BEHIND AND MARRY YOU FORTHWITH. WHAT'S MORE, I WILL ~WANT~ TO. SO BEWARE.
BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW THEOLOGY IS APOPHATIC YOU GO MAKING DIRECT STATEMENTS ABOUT THE NATURE OF GOD AND YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE THE SEXYASS BITCHFUCKER *MAIMONIDES* IS NEO-PLATONIC DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.
ARE YOU EATING KOSHER MOTHERFUCKER? YOU BETTER BE EATING GODDAMN KOSHER BECAUSE THAT GQ TITTYBOUNCER *MAIMONIDES* WAS A CERTIFIED PHYSICIAN AS WELL AS A PHILOSOPHER AND A RABBI AND HE SAID IT CURED THE SPIRIT AS WELL AS THE BODY, SO SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT OR GOD HELP YOU BITCH.
I can't NOT comment on this OT, because seriously, if only I had a camera to show you just how hard I laughed, oh jesus fuck, I think I cracked a rib or something and every time I glanced back I started laughing again. Seriously, it took me like fifty years to get back to you because I just could not stop laughing, oh my god it was physically painful. Bitch you are the penultimate authority on GQMF memes, this is undisputed fact. RESPECT. \m/
Do you like? :D Or is this pure finger-pointing of blame? XDDDD
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Are you serious? The minute the sun comes up and framing shops start to open, I am printing this thing so's I can hang it on my wall.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT A DUDE. \m/
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YAAAAAY! It was a hash job; if I did not have this essay due in on mystification and the Trinity I would have smoothed it out to GIVE RAMBA WHAT IS FUCKING DUE TO HIM.
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RESPECT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
ALSO A MACHINE GUN.
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*dies a little*
ALSO ALSO, NO LIE, IF YOU DO THIS ~WATCH THE HELL OUT~ BECAUSE I WILL BE OBLIGED BY UNIVERSAL AND GALACTIC LAW TO POUNCE ON YOUR FINE CALLIPYGIAN BEHIND AND MARRY YOU FORTHWITH. WHAT'S MORE, I WILL ~WANT~ TO. SO BEWARE.
JUST, FYI.
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