[Wedding Con] Oh GODS! Make it STOP!

Jan 28, 2009 14:40

I should know by now never to think for an instant that I think like normal people. I made the mistake of googling the words "wedding planning". AARRGGHH!!! I was assaulted with pink, hearts, flowers, lace, and gooeyness. I SO cannot deal with all the sissy-foo-foo bullshit that seems to be most folks' idea of necessary to a wedding. I refuse. This is about Sean and I, neither of whom is sissy-foo-foo. Romantic, yes. Foo-foo, no.
Don't expect flowers on tables, folks. Grab bags of dice are far more likely.
Don't for a second expect me to be festooned with ruffles and lace and other such pussified girlie shit (unless it is very tongue in cheek [or whatever] and in no way confusable with the colour white).
Don't expect normal wedding music. No staid, put-ya-to-sleep crap for us. We are hoping the Molly McGuires will be available that weekend! I'm also halfway considering finding out if Seance Fiction would play as well. Every good Con needs an Irish band and a Metal band, yes? So, why not WeddingCon?
Don't be surprised if I periodically make posts like this.
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