Things Ralph has said that I reminded him of:

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First, when Ralph, Lacey(?), and I were driving to Shannon and Roy's rehearsal dinner I tried to parallel park. After an inappropriate amount of tyring, I screamed and made Ralph switch me spots in the car. A group of people were watching. They laughed and pointed at me failing to parallel park. Ralph screamed "don't worry, she just got her drivers licsence." Dick.

Today I relayed the story of when Ralph said a girl in one of our past classes smelled like "yeast" and "sex."

These are things Ralph has said. Why is he not a poet?