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hey bitches, ashley learned an awesome new word:
coitus interuptus
wat does it mean: Sexual intercourse deliberately interrupted by withdrawal of the penis from the vagina prior to ejaculation.
its basically pulling out in lamens terms. awesome huh?
i told my mom next time we had one of those "dont have sex" seminars aka, sex ed classes, when they say pulling out doesnt work, ill tell them "aye, but tis part of your history"
where did i learn this term some may ask, while reading battle cry of freedom
law academy has taught me sex is part of history. it is very few lessons we go through w/out havin to skim some area of sex for some reason. if it werent for sex ppl wouldnt have been around to make history. so instead of shunning and uttering a cry of utter disbelief whenever someone brings it up, ppl should converse about it. its not like im being deflowered if i yell A GIANT PENIS HAS PENETRATED MY VAGINA
ok, now you yell it, (yes william, you can too) see, nothing happens. i bet you if they actually talked about it in those small country towns instead of sayin its the devil's work and if you enjoy it ur goin straight to hell cuz sex is only for baby makin, little mary sue wouldnt be havin a billy joe bob jr. on the way. ppl assume just cuz sex is the topic at hand vulgarity is involved when that aint even the case. well, that was my soap box moment of the day.
luv you all
peace out
p.s. they can burn in hell w/the dress code shit, but that's another soap box moment for another day. so check back tomorrow!