floride treatments=lovelovelovelovelove.

Apr 23, 2005 12:35

basically i have a twin.
bc me and jen are like the same people and its reallll scary.
reasons why?

1-we both we're the only one's singing to the awesome 80's music in the holly hop limo.
2-we hate scummy people. we write them notes.
3-we're starting an army against them
4-in this army we are to squirt them with waterguns.. filled with liquid deoderant.
5-the same ideas pop into our heads at the same time.
6-we lovelovelovelovelove floride treatments, but didn't know what they were called.
7-we both hatehatehatehatehate drugs.
8-we both have curious tounges. (well our orthodontists both told us this.. and I had to have my braces on longer.. and she has to keep hers on longer still.)
9-we both hate beer but are gunna learn how to drink it.
10-we both allegedly "did stuff" with a boy we never did anything with, and it was the same boy.
11-we both have pictures of nemo on our phone.
12-we want to learn how to dance.
13-we're taking tennis lessons together, so we can be alike even more.
14-we both think that since you "think more" when your drinking.... your technically smarter.
15-our orthodontists both hated us.
16-we both thaught we hated eachother which was the reason we didn't talk.
17-we both wanted to push people out of our limo
18-we both thought of the same gayboy from our school at the SAME time... who needs to be shot.
19-when we were talking about devil worshipping girls who put spells on people.. we both thought of 'the hot chick' at the same tiem.
20- FOROVERX (9:47:21 PM): we really are like the same people in two bodies

KissMeLikeY0uDid (9:47:38 PM): does that mean we only have half a heart?

KissMeLikeY0uDid (9:48:14 PM): if we only have half a heart maybe that is why we are so mean. haha

FOROVERX (9:48:41 PM): yeah it probably means we're like the girl versions of the grinch

KissMeLikeY0uDid (9:49:36 PM): omgg i was just thinking that! dead ass

FOROVERX (9:49:51 PM): WE ARE WAY TOO SUPERBLY AMAZING AND STUFF.

21-Since we're the grinch we have a sleigh, but like the car in chitty chitty bang bang.. it like flys and surfs.
22-we're gunna run into trees together.
23-we both want to spray lycol on chairs before we sit in them.
24-we're making alchohol flavored floride treatments
25-whistle pops, pez, and smarties own us.
26-we thought the same person at the talent show should have won.
27-we are totally just the two most amazing people on earth and i know you're all really jealous.
28-there's probably more reasons i just forgot them

yeap. end of my story.

oh and ps:
KissMeLikeY0uDid: your name could stand for MissingInAction!
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