another one!

[miakamouse]

i jus can't resist! and smartycat thank you for the beverage warning...

My remarks are in parentheses...cuz i can!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Miaka mouse!

1. Miaka mouse is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
2. Originally, miaka mouse could not fly. (at least until she transformed into mighty mouse)
3. The patron saint of miaka mouse is Saint Eugenie.
4. The porpoise is second to miaka mouse as the most intelligent animal on the planet. (damn straight)
5. Miaka mouse can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
6. Miaka mouse is the largest of Saturn's moons. (sink your teeth into this moon, baby)
7. Contrary to popular belief, miaka mouse is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol! (no comment)
8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by miaka mouse. (i will not take the blame for this!)
9. About one tenth of miaka mouse is permanently covered in ice. (yeah, my feet)
10. An average beaver can cut down miaka mouse every year!