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...What.
So I was walking down the streets with a fuckin' jawbreaker in my mouth, and I ended up in front of that stupid fountain, so I decided to sit there and get my ass wet or something. Then this fucking weird saucer-eyed jellyfish pops his head out of the water and starts asking me if I knew where The Mayor lives.
Yeah, in capital letters, I heard the fucking letters in capital spelled out in my head.
And then I told the thing that I didn't know where the fuck this city's Mayor was, or if there even was one, and then it said it was gonna put me through jelly torture if I didn't help, coz they needed to save their jelly city from human piss which was poisoning their food supply.
I said fuck you, jelly man, you can go back to your underwater home and die.
Then it went poof in this freaky crazy sulfur cloud and I ended up on my back on the cathedral roof.
DUDE, WHATEVER.
EDIT: CAN SOMEONE KEEP MY BROTHER'S BITCHES OUTTA THIS FUCKING CITY.
So I was walking down the streets with a fuckin' jawbreaker in my mouth, and I ended up in front of that stupid fountain, so I decided to sit there and get my ass wet or something. Then this fucking weird saucer-eyed jellyfish pops his head out of the water and starts asking me if I knew where The Mayor lives.
Yeah, in capital letters, I heard the fucking letters in capital spelled out in my head.
And then I told the thing that I didn't know where the fuck this city's Mayor was, or if there even was one, and then it said it was gonna put me through jelly torture if I didn't help, coz they needed to save their jelly city from human piss which was poisoning their food supply.
I said fuck you, jelly man, you can go back to your underwater home and die.
Then it went poof in this freaky crazy sulfur cloud and I ended up on my back on the cathedral roof.
DUDE, WHATEVER.
EDIT: CAN SOMEONE KEEP MY BROTHER'S BITCHES OUTTA THIS FUCKING CITY.