Funny Convos...
Convo 1:
napolitana869: hello
JimboCeee: Hello
napolitana869: how are you?
JimboCeee: Fine n' u?
napolitana869: could be better
napolitana869: my medication isnt as high as it should be
JimboCeee: So increase it
JimboCeee: take it all
napolitana869: i;ve tried that
napolitana869: but then things get messy and i have to stay in the hospital and they lock all the pills up
JimboCeee: hmmm i remember those days
napolitana869: they suck eggs
JimboCeee: Eh...sucking eggs is good
napolitana869: i myself have never tried it
napolitana869: who are you?
JimboCeee: Me
napolitana869: that is a very good answer
JimboCeee: Yes it is infact
napolitana869: well it looks like we are very like minded people
napolitana869: hurray for us
JimboCeee: Yup
JimboCeee: Hmmm
JimboCeee: I found your Rhaspsody
napolitana869: good job
napolitana869: I'm proud of you
napolitana869: were you happy with what you found?
JimboCeee: hmm
JimboCeee: All depends
JimboCeee: 50% of all people who are happy are taking medication...The other half Liars....
JimboCeee: so therefore no
napolitana869: fair enough
JimboCeee: :-D
napolitana869: are you sam nuttle
JimboCeee: Sam nuttle in his pants?
napolitana869: perhaps
JimboCeee: Hmm No i am not him
napolitana869: good job
JimboCeee: because unlike him, i dont nuttle in my pants while i walk around
napolitana869: you sound very clean
JimboCeee: Zest Fully Clean
napolitana869: does that mean you smell good too?
JimboCeee: I dunno wanna smell me?
napolitana869: not if you smell bad
JimboCeee: But how will u know if i smell good if you dont smell me for the fear of me smelling bad?
napolitana869: that is a very good question
napolitana869: one that i dont know the answer to
napolitana869: i am a failure
JimboCeee: No your not, im just a Genius
napolitana869: that must be the case
napolitana869: you should join mensa
JimboCeee: Hmmm Nah you see my geniusness has to be waisted
napolitana869: on complicated childrens puzzles?
JimboCeee: Hmm No
JimboCeee: On nothin and everything that ends up to be nothing
napolitana869: sounds like a good goal to have
napolitana869: do you know my good friend javier?
JimboCeee: Hmmm how could i know him if i dont knwo you?
napolitana869: you never said you didnt know me
JimboCeee: I dont know you
napolitana869: so how would i know if you knew him or not if i dont know you so i have no idea if you know me
napolitana869: are you a 45 yearold balding man with a beer belly?
JimboCeee: Hmmm....I wish
napolitana869: does that mean youre a 46 year old woman?
JimboCeee: Maybe it does Maybe it doesnt...But are you interested in 46 year old people?
napolitana869: I'm interested in interesting people
JimboCeee: But what if this 46 year old was only interesting to non interesting people....would that make u non interesting?
napolitana869: i dont know if i seem interesting or not so as long as i didnt know the truth would it be safe to assume that i was neither interesting nor not interesting?
JimboCeee: That cannot be possible seeing that im me and ur your so Blah
napolitana869: but if i didnt know how interesting i was than how would i asnwer the question?
JimboCeee: Because Non interesting people are interesting to at least one person so there for you have become interesting
napolitana869: does that mean that non interesting people will flock to me and drain my ability to interest people?
JimboCeee: Maybe if you let them, thats why when they come around you become non interesting
napolitana869: i suppose i should aviod them in order to maintain a sense of being unique
JimboCeee: Or you could be drained of it all and be unique
JimboCeee: I shall Be back in a Few
napolitana869: ok
JimboCeee: Back
napolitana869: did you enjoy yourself?
JimboCeee: Yes Very Much
napolitana869: I'm happy for you
JimboCeee: Im sure you are
napolitana869: so
napolitana869: what are you political views?
JimboCeee: Politics are for pussies...
JimboCeee: Kill every1 and everything and then what have you got?
JimboCeee: A perfect Society
JimboCeee: Makes no sense...but it dont matter
napolitana869: exactly
napolitana869: it makes sense
JimboCeee: :P
napolitana869: people suck
JimboCeee: Yes
napolitana869: youre enjoying youre self arnt you
JimboCeee: Mean people suck
JimboCeee: Nice People Swallow
napolitana869: but you know nice people are the ones who like it rough
JimboCeee: Yes...Thats why you give it rough to the mean ones and sooner or later they will be nice
napolitana869: so if rough sex was manditory would people get along better because everyone would be nice?
JimboCeee: Yes...You see our people were made for one thing and one thing alone
JimboCeee: Sex
JimboCeee: Deny Sex and you have Wars
JimboCeee: Have Wars and you need sex to complete the cycle
JimboCeee: so have rough sex and no wars
napolitana869: but then there is the random person who would ruin the system and cause nice people to become mean because of sexual misconduct
JimboCeee: yes..thats y we have an assasination team
napolitana869: my thoughts exactly
napolitana869: i like the way you think
JimboCeee: Same with you
napolitana869: thank you
napolitana869: thank you
napolitana869: would that then be a socialist system?
JimboCeee: No
JimboCeee: it would be a....
JimboCeee: Sexalist System
napolitana869: with a touch of death added in?
JimboCeee: Sexdalist System
napolitana869: good use of words
napolitana869: hello
JimboCeee: Hello
napolitana869: how are you?
JimboCeee: Fine n' u?
napolitana869: could be better
napolitana869: my medication isnt as high as it should be
JimboCeee: So increase it
JimboCeee: take it all
napolitana869: i;ve tried that
napolitana869: but then things get messy and i have to stay in the hospital and they lock all the pills up
JimboCeee: hmmm i remember those days
napolitana869: they suck eggs
JimboCeee: Eh...sucking eggs is good
napolitana869: i myself have never tried it
napolitana869: who are you?
JimboCeee: Me
napolitana869: that is a very good answer
JimboCeee: Yes it is infact
napolitana869: well it looks like we are very like minded people
napolitana869: hurray for us
JimboCeee: Yup
JimboCeee: Hmmm
JimboCeee: I found your Rhaspsody
napolitana869: good job
napolitana869: I'm proud of you
napolitana869: were you happy with what you found?
JimboCeee: hmm
JimboCeee: All depends
JimboCeee: 50% of all people who are happy are taking medication...The other half Liars....
JimboCeee: so therefore no
napolitana869: fair enough
JimboCeee: :-D
napolitana869: are you sam nuttle
JimboCeee: Sam nuttle in his pants?
napolitana869: perhaps
JimboCeee: Hmm No i am not him
napolitana869: good job
JimboCeee: because unlike him, i dont nuttle in my pants while i walk around
napolitana869: you sound very clean
JimboCeee: Zest Fully Clean
napolitana869: does that mean you smell good too?
JimboCeee: I dunno wanna smell me?
napolitana869: not if you smell bad
JimboCeee: But how will u know if i smell good if you dont smell me for the fear of me smelling bad?
napolitana869: that is a very good question
napolitana869: one that i dont know the answer to
napolitana869: i am a failure
JimboCeee: No your not, im just a Genius
napolitana869: that must be the case
napolitana869: you should join mensa
JimboCeee: Hmmm Nah you see my geniusness has to be waisted
napolitana869: on complicated childrens puzzles?
JimboCeee: Hmm No
JimboCeee: On nothin and everything that ends up to be nothing
napolitana869: sounds like a good goal to have
napolitana869: do you know my good friend javier?
JimboCeee: Hmmm how could i know him if i dont knwo you?
napolitana869: you never said you didnt know me
JimboCeee: I dont know you
napolitana869: so how would i know if you knew him or not if i dont know you so i have no idea if you know me
napolitana869: are you a 45 yearold balding man with a beer belly?
JimboCeee: Hmmm....I wish
napolitana869: does that mean youre a 46 year old woman?
JimboCeee: Maybe it does Maybe it doesnt...But are you interested in 46 year old people?
napolitana869: I'm interested in interesting people
JimboCeee: But what if this 46 year old was only interesting to non interesting people....would that make u non interesting?
napolitana869: i dont know if i seem interesting or not so as long as i didnt know the truth would it be safe to assume that i was neither interesting nor not interesting?
JimboCeee: That cannot be possible seeing that im me and ur your so Blah
napolitana869: but if i didnt know how interesting i was than how would i asnwer the question?
JimboCeee: Because Non interesting people are interesting to at least one person so there for you have become interesting
napolitana869: does that mean that non interesting people will flock to me and drain my ability to interest people?
JimboCeee: Maybe if you let them, thats why when they come around you become non interesting
napolitana869: i suppose i should aviod them in order to maintain a sense of being unique
JimboCeee: Or you could be drained of it all and be unique
JimboCeee: I shall Be back in a Few
napolitana869: ok
JimboCeee: Back
napolitana869: did you enjoy yourself?
JimboCeee: Yes Very Much
napolitana869: I'm happy for you
JimboCeee: Im sure you are
napolitana869: so
napolitana869: what are you political views?
JimboCeee: Politics are for pussies...
JimboCeee: Kill every1 and everything and then what have you got?
JimboCeee: A perfect Society
JimboCeee: Makes no sense...but it dont matter
napolitana869: exactly
napolitana869: it makes sense
JimboCeee: :P
napolitana869: people suck
JimboCeee: Yes
napolitana869: youre enjoying youre self arnt you
JimboCeee: Mean people suck
JimboCeee: Nice People Swallow
napolitana869: but you know nice people are the ones who like it rough
JimboCeee: Yes...Thats why you give it rough to the mean ones and sooner or later they will be nice
napolitana869: so if rough sex was manditory would people get along better because everyone would be nice?
JimboCeee: Yes...You see our people were made for one thing and one thing alone
JimboCeee: Sex
JimboCeee: Deny Sex and you have Wars
JimboCeee: Have Wars and you need sex to complete the cycle
JimboCeee: so have rough sex and no wars
napolitana869: but then there is the random person who would ruin the system and cause nice people to become mean because of sexual misconduct
JimboCeee: yes..thats y we have an assasination team
napolitana869: my thoughts exactly
napolitana869: i like the way you think
JimboCeee: Same with you
napolitana869: thank you
napolitana869: thank you
napolitana869: would that then be a socialist system?
JimboCeee: No
JimboCeee: it would be a....
JimboCeee: Sexalist System
napolitana869: with a touch of death added in?
JimboCeee: Sexdalist System
napolitana869: good use of words