Might as well park my lawn chair up front while I'm at it
To the two men talking nearby in my train car:
The words Bomb and Explosion aren't very good ones to pick when talking about a perfectly harmless business plan. Especially when one of you is carrying a rectangular, black leather casing with something in it (probably a thick laptop or some books). Just, y'know. saying.
In an exciting turn of events, I am temporarily nearly deaf in my left ear! No, it's not a deadly infection. It's just a little (read: a lot) too much earwax. "A lot too much earwax" is totally a well-structured sentence, okay. The phrase "huh" is becoming a little too common for my liking. And for God's sake, mom, stop moving around when you're talking, I hate having to continuously rotate my body in order to hear what you're saying.
On the bright side, my bird never really liked my left half, anyhow.
The words Bomb and Explosion aren't very good ones to pick when talking about a perfectly harmless business plan. Especially when one of you is carrying a rectangular, black leather casing with something in it (probably a thick laptop or some books). Just, y'know. saying.
In an exciting turn of events, I am temporarily nearly deaf in my left ear! No, it's not a deadly infection. It's just a little (read: a lot) too much earwax. "A lot too much earwax" is totally a well-structured sentence, okay. The phrase "huh" is becoming a little too common for my liking. And for God's sake, mom, stop moving around when you're talking, I hate having to continuously rotate my body in order to hear what you're saying.
On the bright side, my bird never really liked my left half, anyhow.