Give a ho a piece of candi, and she gonna wunt a swig of crista
I don't know if you have heard it yet, but D4L made a rap song in the beginning of this year called "Laffy Taffy." Let me post a segment of the song's lyrics:
"Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy..."
Yeah.
That song.
I do like rap--I really do. I mean a lot of rap songs are great to dance to and to "let loose".... but did they really have to write a rap song about laffy taffy? Couldn't they have thought of a better candy innuendo? 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" wasn't much better.
I'm not very "black," but I can mos' def' think of some better songs than that.
In fact, I'm going to make a list of some of T-Dawg's future songs:
1. Bounce Dem Milkduds, Bitch
2. Let Me Stick My Wand Into Your Fundip
3. Pssh, You Ain't Baby Ruth's Father
4. You Gave Me The Skittles
5. That Better Be A Candy Cane, Santa
6. Ooo, My Man Just Hit My Almond Joy
7. Check Out My Juicy Fruit
Sure there are more, but I wouldn't want to give away all of my great ideas. I don't want people writing these songs as their own.
"Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy..."
Yeah.
That song.
I do like rap--I really do. I mean a lot of rap songs are great to dance to and to "let loose".... but did they really have to write a rap song about laffy taffy? Couldn't they have thought of a better candy innuendo? 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" wasn't much better.
I'm not very "black," but I can mos' def' think of some better songs than that.
In fact, I'm going to make a list of some of T-Dawg's future songs:
1. Bounce Dem Milkduds, Bitch
2. Let Me Stick My Wand Into Your Fundip
3. Pssh, You Ain't Baby Ruth's Father
4. You Gave Me The Skittles
5. That Better Be A Candy Cane, Santa
6. Ooo, My Man Just Hit My Almond Joy
7. Check Out My Juicy Fruit
Sure there are more, but I wouldn't want to give away all of my great ideas. I don't want people writing these songs as their own.