4 AWKWARD CREEPY CARTOONISH THINGS
HELLO EVERY BODY I AM AT WORK. Okay now that we have that established, I shall present you with a very short list of some really fucked up things I've seen in children's TV shows. Here goes:
1.REN & STIMPY WALRUS: In the episode Rubber Nipple Salesmen, Ren and Stimpy ring some doorbell and Mr. Horse comes out covered in rubber nipples. He then asks Ren and Stimpy if they sell any "walrus protectors" and presents a random walrus! The walrus looks completely paranoid and shit and looks at the screen and urges, "CALL THE POLICE.". That's fucked up. That's all there is to say about that.
Did you ever stop and think about how fucked up Ren & Stimpy actually are? As much as they rule, they're still...weirdass.
2.ROCKO MONKEY SPANK: There was an episode of Rocko's Modern Life that had Filbert or Hefer or someone knocking on Rocko's door. Rocko answers with a monkey in one hand and a paddle in the other. He looks embarrassed and says, "Uh, we were just playing a game..."
3.OLDASS LOONEY TOONS DUCK: My cousin Heidi and I were watching a cartoon that had some little white duck in it. Something happened to the duck and he got all depressed and tried to DROWN HIMSELF IN A PUDDLE. What?!
4.REN & STIMPY HERMIT FREAKOUT: The episode where Ren becomes a hermit is seriously crazy. I mean it's weird! Ren goes nuts, makes friends with a mummy and shit...but there is one part that makes me the most disturbed. Ren is sitting in the cave all bored and going out of his mind...he's like looking at the ceiling and watching the water drip and then he looks down at his hands and his skin falls off! Ahhh! Then he looks at the mummy and sees his face in the mummy's face! What the hell! Then he makes friends with himself (being, of course, Anger, Fear and Ignorance) and grows angry with them so he smashes the mummy to bits against a rock. Definitely not for kids. Or old people.
Some cartoons just aren't for kids. Although Doug kicked ass and that was relatively clean.
I guess.
-M
1.REN & STIMPY WALRUS: In the episode Rubber Nipple Salesmen, Ren and Stimpy ring some doorbell and Mr. Horse comes out covered in rubber nipples. He then asks Ren and Stimpy if they sell any "walrus protectors" and presents a random walrus! The walrus looks completely paranoid and shit and looks at the screen and urges, "CALL THE POLICE.". That's fucked up. That's all there is to say about that.
Did you ever stop and think about how fucked up Ren & Stimpy actually are? As much as they rule, they're still...weirdass.
2.ROCKO MONKEY SPANK: There was an episode of Rocko's Modern Life that had Filbert or Hefer or someone knocking on Rocko's door. Rocko answers with a monkey in one hand and a paddle in the other. He looks embarrassed and says, "Uh, we were just playing a game..."
3.OLDASS LOONEY TOONS DUCK: My cousin Heidi and I were watching a cartoon that had some little white duck in it. Something happened to the duck and he got all depressed and tried to DROWN HIMSELF IN A PUDDLE. What?!
4.REN & STIMPY HERMIT FREAKOUT: The episode where Ren becomes a hermit is seriously crazy. I mean it's weird! Ren goes nuts, makes friends with a mummy and shit...but there is one part that makes me the most disturbed. Ren is sitting in the cave all bored and going out of his mind...he's like looking at the ceiling and watching the water drip and then he looks down at his hands and his skin falls off! Ahhh! Then he looks at the mummy and sees his face in the mummy's face! What the hell! Then he makes friends with himself (being, of course, Anger, Fear and Ignorance) and grows angry with them so he smashes the mummy to bits against a rock. Definitely not for kids. Or old people.
Some cartoons just aren't for kids. Although Doug kicked ass and that was relatively clean.
I guess.
-M