Dr Michael Baden
Livejournal was discovered dead this morning in a creek just off of I-95. The advanced rate of decomposition in the body has made it difficult for medical examiners to determine a cause of death. Found near the body was a pair of pants once known to be "Zubaz" pants, and two jellyfish.
Beloved Police Chief Charles Moose has issued a statement, saying, "Although LiveJournal is dead and gone, you may find people like Mary Vecchiola on Facebook, by simply typing in "Mary Vecchiola" in the Facebook search bar, and then adding her as a friend. This will likely provide closure."
No suspects have been officially named as of yet.
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Beloved Police Chief Charles Moose has issued a statement, saying, "Although LiveJournal is dead and gone, you may find people like Mary Vecchiola on Facebook, by simply typing in "Mary Vecchiola" in the Facebook search bar, and then adding her as a friend. This will likely provide closure."
No suspects have been officially named as of yet.
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