Man...

[mi_ritmo]

So, man, like, I was down at the lake today, right?  And I'm like, "Man, this is a good day to skip rocks."  So I'm doing that, right, man, and one of the rocks BITES ME.

So I'm like, "What the hell, man, rocks can't bite."

And it turns out it was a turtle.

Crazy, man.

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[manliest_trap]

You should get that checked out.
Turtles carry the most terrible diseases known to man.

I heard one guy got bitten by a turtle and afterwards he couldn't trip, no matter how much shit he smoked.

Just saying.

[mi_ritmo]

...Seriously, man?

[manliest_trap]

Yeah, man.
Seriously.

[mi_ritmo]

...Man... I outta go to the hospital or something...

[manliest_trap]

Yeah, you really do.
How long ago were you bitten?

[mi_ritmo]

Like... earlier today...? Maybe a few hours ago...?

[manliest_trap]

Oh no, Va.
It might be too late.

[mi_ritmo]

...Shit, really?

[manliest_trap]

Yeah.
Sorry, man.

[mi_ritmo]

N-no way, man, there's gotta be a way to like... fix it!

[manliest_trap]

I don't think there's a cure, Va.

[mi_ritmo]

But there's gotta be!

[manliest_trap]

Hm...
I don't know...
I'd have to think really long and hard, Va.

[mi_ritmo]

Well, hurry up, man! I don't wanna die!

[manliest_trap]

Va, you're not letting me think.

[mi_ritmo]

Alright, alright, I'll leave ya alone...