discover what candy you are @ quiz me So, I'm watching Cats (yes, the musical -- suck it. Jesus Christ Superstar rocks. It beats any 80s concept album. Musicals aren't bad.) and I suddenly realize: a) this is pure crap, b) how did people enjoy this crap enough to make it on Broadway, c) who would see this repeatedly and d) that I cannot hear it loud enough to make out the lyrics, but what I've heard? Crap. "Jellico Cats"? WTF. Dude, Andrew Lloyd Webber, pass me what you're smoking 'cause that's some HEAVY shit, baby. Freebasing? Yeah, that explains a whole, whole lot.
The only thing keeping me interested is the white cat lady. No, it's not the spandex suits the leave nothing -- and I mean nothing, to the imagination (camel toe anyone?). It's the fact that she keeps getting the other "cats" make up on her suit. It's there, it vanishes. It's there, it vanishes. It's like continuity lessons for the sleep deprived. Now that I've gotten to "Memories", I'm pretty much over it.