ooh, baby, I like it raw.
THIS is the news story of the year:
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying aconcealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he toldthem he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
So, I went to see Sia with The Bird and The Bee and Greg Laslow the other night. Sia was fantastic. Those of you at home may remember her from the band Zero 7. She played a few of their songs, but mostly stuff of her own. Hauntingly beautiful voice, had the stage decorated as if for a luau, and had a sign language interpreter. He was really the highlight, because Sia would intentionally swear at him to see him sign "ass" and "fuck" and "fanny" and "poop". I would've done the same.
Also: everyone better watch Cinemax this thursday. The're showing all six Star Wars movies consecutively, in order, and THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying aconcealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he toldthem he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
So, I went to see Sia with The Bird and The Bee and Greg Laslow the other night. Sia was fantastic. Those of you at home may remember her from the band Zero 7. She played a few of their songs, but mostly stuff of her own. Hauntingly beautiful voice, had the stage decorated as if for a luau, and had a sign language interpreter. He was really the highlight, because Sia would intentionally swear at him to see him sign "ass" and "fuck" and "fanny" and "poop". I would've done the same.
Also: everyone better watch Cinemax this thursday. The're showing all six Star Wars movies consecutively, in order, and THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.