Feb 25, 2004 00:01
>There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
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>They are as follows:
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>11. "What the @#$% do you mean
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>we are sinking?"
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>-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
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>10. "What the @#$% was that?"
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>-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
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>9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
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>-- Custer, 1877
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> 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
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>could understand that."
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>-- Einstein, 1938
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> 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
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>-- Picasso, 1926
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> 6. "How the @#$%
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>did you work that out?"
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>-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
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> 5. "You want WHAT
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>on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
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>-- Michelangelo, 1566
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> 4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
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>-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
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> 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
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>my ass!"
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>-- Noah, 4314 BC
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> 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
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>-- Bill Clinton, 1999
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>and a drum roll............! .....
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> 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
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>-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003