How true is this..

Nov 15, 2003 20:07

Drinking in High School vs. Drinking in College
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> >High School: Start by 7 p.m., Stop by 10 p.m., Sober
> >by 11:30 p.m., Home by 12 p.m., No Hangover Next
> >Morning
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> >College: Start by 11 p.m., Stop by 5 a.m., Never Sober
> >Up, Never Make it Home, Hungover Until 5 p.m. Next
> >Afternoon (every good time has its price)
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> >High School: Zimas and Wine Coolers
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> >College: Beer and Cheap Beer
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> >High School: drunk after 2 beers
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> >College: still going after 20 beers
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> >High School Party Attire: new shirt, new black pants,
> >heels
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> >College Party Attire: tshirt/sweatshirt, jeans/sweats,
> >flip flops/tennis shoes
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> >High School: go out 1-2 times a week
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> >College: go out 7-8 times a week
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> >High School: party in a field or a house where parents
> >are out of town
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> >College: party in a dorm, fraternity house, or house
> >where the owner is the drunkest person there
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> >High School: no keg
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> >College: keg stand
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> >High School: pretend to be drunk in order to fit in
> >with the rest of the party
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> >College: pretend to be sober so that when you trip and
> >fall/say something stupid/slur your words/dance like
> >an idiot, you won't be known as "The Drunkass"
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> >High School: rarely go out on school nights
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> >College: always go out on school nights, especially
> >when you have a test the next day
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> >High School: drink to the sound of the car stereo or
> >tiny boombox
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> >College: drink to the sound of a DJ or live band
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> >High School: throwing up is completely unexceptable
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> >College: the more you barf, the cooler you are,
> >especially if you can master the Puke & Rally
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> >High School: 5 shots and the night is over
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> >College: 5 shots at the pre-party and the night has
> >just begun
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> >High School: stroll into the party carrying a beer
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> >College: stroll into the party carrying a 30 pack
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> >High School, day after party: jump out of bed, declare
> >"I feel great!" and smile as you remember the night
> >before
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> >College, day after party: groan and roll over to check
> >out whose lying next to you, declare "I think I'm
> >still drunk," and pass back out after unsuccessfully
> >trying to remember the night before
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> >High School: "Let's play a drinking game! I have
> >cards!!!"
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> >College: "Let's play a drinking game! It's called
> >'1...2...3...CHUG'"
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> >High School: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just got
> >home...waaaaaaay past curfew."
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> >College: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just ran out of
> >beer...and all beer stores are now closed."
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> >High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for
> >alcohol
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> >College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings
> >on Ebay to pay for alcohol
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> >High School: pingpong
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> >College: beerpong
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