[eyepatch meme!, art] FINISHED FOR ALL.
If everyone remembers this Silly Eyepatch Meme from a little ways back, I'm happy to announce that I've FINISHED ALL THE REQUESTS! (Amazing! Beware of RAMPANT HARRY POTTER CAPS used in celebration!)
The case to prove that YES, EYEPATCHES DO EQUATE TO HOTNESS.
If I have convinced you / drew for you / you liked my pictures / want to make sweet sweet lovins together ohbabyohbaby, please add in your LJ interests "eyepatch=hotness" and we can all start an elitist Eyepatch Club! :D
+ xian_pu: Gremio [Suikoden I+II]
DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Gremio-mommy's sexiness is emphasized by LADLE~ Behold the power of LADLE. But unfortunately, while he is sexier, he still has a bit of homeliness to him. But then again, I guess it wouldn't be Gremio without the homely. WILL REFRAIN SELF FROM MAKING MILF JOKES.
+ Integra Wingates Hellsing [Hellsing]
DATA SHOWS: + 1000 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: You said you might pop Heather, but I think I did pop several times while drawing this. O(>///<)o WOW, Integra's waaay too sexy for her own good. No wonder Alucard wants her so bad. TOUGH COOKIES FOR HIM. D: Her coat, by the way, is an embellished version of Gol D. Roger's. If anyone, Integra would have the One Piece! Yeah! Goooo crossovers!
+ mytsie: Gutten Kisling [Okage]
DATA SHOWS: + 100 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Well, this was definitely the hardest challenge out of all these. While I definitely got him to being HOTTER, it's KISLING. He's hot, like um, old Solid Snake is hot --but with less kickass and more perverted bookworm... But I LOVE THE SHIBUI, so I find myself weirdly attracted to him! UNF--I mean, SCARY!
+ murasaki_kaze: L'fiel + Arin [Kaerichi Academy]
DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Sorry they're a bit random --but to make up for it-- they're naked! Originally, I wanted to do something with Eden and L'fiel but I couldn't fine reference pictures of him! I was going to do it from memory but my perfectionist side didn't want to put the eyepatch on the wrong eye... *dies* Okay, wow, I'm super lame and apologize, but at least they're hot. XD
+ sanji_cat: Seras Victoria [Hellsing]
DATA SHOWS: + 900 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Pip pip horray! WOW. So, um, a little spoilery-- but this picture actually made me super sad while drawing it. Seras with Pip's eyepatch... Our girl looks so determined and IT MAKES ME CRY. Piiiip~ T^T
+ may_onaka: AU Cabinboy!L'fiel [Kaerichi Academy]
DATA SHOWS: + 850 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Extra 600 pts for afterglow, 300 pts for randomly losing clothing, -50 pts for drawing an AU of an original series --my god K, we've created a monster! Sorry I got lazy and didn't put the background in. I guess we really do have no way of knowing he's a cabin boy, do we?
+ linadarkstar: Yagami Light [Death Note]
DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: And WITH an eyepatch, you totally take Light MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY in his quest for World Domination. LOLZ. World Domination is SERIOUS BUSINESS With an Eyepatch.
+ kinbu: Pauly [One Piece]
DATA SHOWS: + 300 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Sorry this turned out so generic --originally I was going to have him tied up with his own ropes, but then, um, I got embarrased by the NAKED MANFLESH and put clothes on him... Also, he's missing his trademark goggles because he looked RETARDED with them on along with an eyepatch. Something had to go, and it wasn't going to be the eyepatch! >O Maybe he hates women in the Before and is better adjusted towards them in the After?
+ jadeprince: Pyramid Head [Silent Hill 2]
DATA SHOWS: + 1000 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: I mean, C'MON, compare the Before and After pictures, people! SUPAAA SEXY. Seriously, you make me filled with crack, Jess. XD
Final Conclusion: Sexiness points go up exponentially to how hot a character originally was.
ETA: + cherprudence: Hanatarou [Bleach]
( DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness)
The case to prove that YES, EYEPATCHES DO EQUATE TO HOTNESS.
If I have convinced you / drew for you / you liked my pictures / want to make sweet sweet lovins together ohbabyohbaby, please add in your LJ interests "eyepatch=hotness" and we can all start an elitist Eyepatch Club! :D
+ xian_pu: Gremio [Suikoden I+II]
DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Gremio-mommy's sexiness is emphasized by LADLE~ Behold the power of LADLE. But unfortunately, while he is sexier, he still has a bit of homeliness to him. But then again, I guess it wouldn't be Gremio without the homely. WILL REFRAIN SELF FROM MAKING MILF JOKES.
+ Integra Wingates Hellsing [Hellsing]
DATA SHOWS: + 1000 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: You said you might pop Heather, but I think I did pop several times while drawing this. O(>///<)o WOW, Integra's waaay too sexy for her own good. No wonder Alucard wants her so bad. TOUGH COOKIES FOR HIM. D: Her coat, by the way, is an embellished version of Gol D. Roger's. If anyone, Integra would have the One Piece! Yeah! Goooo crossovers!
+ mytsie: Gutten Kisling [Okage]
DATA SHOWS: + 100 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Well, this was definitely the hardest challenge out of all these. While I definitely got him to being HOTTER, it's KISLING. He's hot, like um, old Solid Snake is hot --but with less kickass and more perverted bookworm... But I LOVE THE SHIBUI, so I find myself weirdly attracted to him! UNF--I mean, SCARY!
+ murasaki_kaze: L'fiel + Arin [Kaerichi Academy]
DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Sorry they're a bit random --but to make up for it-- they're naked! Originally, I wanted to do something with Eden and L'fiel but I couldn't fine reference pictures of him! I was going to do it from memory but my perfectionist side didn't want to put the eyepatch on the wrong eye... *dies* Okay, wow, I'm super lame and apologize, but at least they're hot. XD
+ sanji_cat: Seras Victoria [Hellsing]
DATA SHOWS: + 900 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Pip pip horray! WOW. So, um, a little spoilery-- but this picture actually made me super sad while drawing it. Seras with Pip's eyepatch... Our girl looks so determined and IT MAKES ME CRY. Piiiip~ T^T
+ may_onaka: AU Cabinboy!L'fiel [Kaerichi Academy]
DATA SHOWS: + 850 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Extra 600 pts for afterglow, 300 pts for randomly losing clothing, -50 pts for drawing an AU of an original series --my god K, we've created a monster! Sorry I got lazy and didn't put the background in. I guess we really do have no way of knowing he's a cabin boy, do we?
+ linadarkstar: Yagami Light [Death Note]
DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: And WITH an eyepatch, you totally take Light MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY in his quest for World Domination. LOLZ. World Domination is SERIOUS BUSINESS With an Eyepatch.
+ kinbu: Pauly [One Piece]
DATA SHOWS: + 300 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: Sorry this turned out so generic --originally I was going to have him tied up with his own ropes, but then, um, I got embarrased by the NAKED MANFLESH and put clothes on him... Also, he's missing his trademark goggles because he looked RETARDED with them on along with an eyepatch. Something had to go, and it wasn't going to be the eyepatch! >O Maybe he hates women in the Before and is better adjusted towards them in the After?
+ jadeprince: Pyramid Head [Silent Hill 2]
DATA SHOWS: + 1000 Points of Sexiness
COMMENTS: I mean, C'MON, compare the Before and After pictures, people! SUPAAA SEXY. Seriously, you make me filled with crack, Jess. XD
Final Conclusion: Sexiness points go up exponentially to how hot a character originally was.
ETA: + cherprudence: Hanatarou [Bleach]
( DATA SHOWS: + 500 Points of Sexiness)