All From My Favorite Show...
Child: Is this gonna hurt?
Doctor: Only if God hates you.
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Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!
Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.
Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...
Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!
Luke Skywalker: ...wha?
[time passes]
Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!
Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriosuly, I'm outta here!
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Human Torch: [sitting in a doctor's office in full flame on mode] Well, doc, it burns when I pee.
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George W. Bush: My name is George W. Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule.
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"The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught on Film."
My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
to finance my vette
I chill in deep space,
a mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
'cause my time I don't like to waste.