If you are bad at poker, come ask me to play against you for high stakes
I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
Dude I completely slept until 1 today. That never happens. So I missed church today, which is too bad because I was looking forward to it. Me and Tristan and Al played some wicked awesome pool last night. Then we went over to Dunkin Donuts and got some drinks. We sat down and played some poker with a gazillion sugar packets. Two cops came in, but luckily we spotted them before they realized we were there. We almost successfully hid, but one of the employees mentioned to them that we were gambling. Lucky for us we heard him give us away. We rushed the door the barely made it out. They chased us down down the road for quite a bit. One of them gave chase on foot, and the other went and got one of the squad cars. Well me and Tristan and Al were booking pretty crazy, and the guy in the cruiser was coming right up behind us, so we jumped off the road and ran behind a few buildings and kept running. It took the guy on foot a bit to figure which way we went, and by that time, we were pretty far away. But thing is, my car that we came in was the other way from which we were going. Like 4 hours later, and several close encounters, we made it back to the car. I opened the driver side door and a light shown in my face from across the parking lot. I turned to Tristan and said "I'll be back." I took off my jacket and layed it on the cars hood, and started toward the cop. He thought he had an advantage by keeping the light in my eyes, but he didn't know I was deaf. I stopped and the cop came toward me.
"What are you doin out here son?" he says to me.
I spit to the side. "Cut the crap. We both know."
"Then you know I gotta kill you."
His hand started toward his gun. I quickly drew the silent killer duck that can swim out of my pocket and shoved him toward the cop. The cops four arms instantly fell off of him, and the duck hadn't even touched him. Antitransbeeringroyalflushreversalparachutingfavoritecolorisclubs disease must've got him, I concluded.
Then out of no where a helicopter flew over head. It said on the side. I figured it did so I ran toward the car in a sprint. I felt like James Bond the way I was running, and instantly the helicopter blew up, right above my car. I reached the door and as I got in and turned the key nothing happened. "Gosh!" I cried out in horror, "You guys we gotta move the car!". So me and Al and Tristan jumped out and got in front of the car and pushed it backward about a foot. The helicopter barely missed us. I started to check the car to see what was wrong with it. I realized that the key hadn't been in the ingition. So we drove home. I'm kinda tired today.