A Poem About Farts
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known to sould just like a song
A fart can create a most curious medley
A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly....
A fart might not smell, while others are vile
A fart may pass quickly, or linger awhile
A fart can occur in a number of places
And leave everyone with strange looks on their faces
From wide-open prairie, to small elevators
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But not all farts are bad, this is simply not true
We mustn't forget the old farts like you.
-My brothers brithday card.
Dang I wish I'd written that!